Funniest Ebay Feedback Ever!!

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  1. billjames

    billjames Auditioning

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    Watch out for this guy, he leaves feedback for sellers that are 'way off the wall', but very funny. here's his feedback 'left for others' page on ebay. funny stuff
     
  2. Jon_Are

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    FEEDBACK: Box you sent was FULL of BEES—little Timmy spent his 8th B-day in the hospital!
     
  3. Clinton McClure

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    [​IMG] My ribs are sore from laughing so much!
     
  4. gene c

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    Someone has got to find out who he is and sign him up. A sense of humor like that shouldn't be wasted on ebay feedback. I wish I had the b@lls to write stuff like that. Maybe next time.
     
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    Oh my gosh, I[​IMG] literally laughed out loud. That was the funniest thing ever! Thanks for sharing. [​IMG]
     
  6. Bryan^H

    Bryan^H Producer

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    "This object will PROVE i was with YOU that night in '69 & NOT at the TATE house!"


    "A+ Magic 8 ball!!—I make my Ouija board ask it questions—Ouija board HATES that."





    Wow...this guy is HILARIOUS. LOL!!!!![​IMG]
     
  7. Jon_Are

    Jon_Are Cinematographer

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    So hard to choose, but this one's gotta be my favorite:

    as promised—my stools are large, firm, and have no more odor that a warm biscuit
     
  8. Steve Christou

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    Can't stop laughing, who is this guy?
     
  9. TonyD

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    ʞɔɐqpǝǝɟ uʍop ǝpısdn
    pegonthe-bay ( 403 [Feedback score is 100 to 499] )
    Jun-30-08 06:41


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    Follow-up by pegonthe-bay (Jun-30-08 07:56):
    +++++++ɐ ¡uoıʇɔɐsuɐɹʇ ʇɐǝɹƃ¡ʇuǝɯʎɐd ʇsɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ 'ppɐ oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ osןɐ ı

    the responses to left feedback are great too.

    eBay Feedback Profile for tryork5ifp




    Thank you for the pleasant and easy transaction A+++++++++++++++++++
    thepipegallery ( 1661 [Feedback score is 1,000 to 4,999] Apr-14-08 06:42


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    Reply by tryork5ifp (May-19-08 11:47):
    and THANK YOU for NOT encasing item in rebar reinforced concrete this time!
     
  10. TonyD

    TonyD Who do we think I am?
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    So, is that guy buying all that stuff to leave feedback?
    or.

    years ago there was a guy leaving random feedback on closed auctions and they were just as funny as ths stuff.
    I think it is the same person.

    at the time anyone could leave feedack on any closed auction, did ebay change the feedback so anyone can leave feedback again?
     
  11. Bryan X

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    I remember that, too. Can't recall the Ebay user name though. Could be the same guy. Very similar humor.
     
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    I was trying to think of the style of humor this guy has, and then I remembered those "Letters from a nut" books I have.

    The books where a guy writes insanely funny letters(very much the style of humor this guy has) to random places. Most times they write back, and the responses are quite funny as well.

    Example: He writes a hotel telling them that during his stay he will steal everything in the room. He can't help it because he is a thief, but just wanted to warn them.
     
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    God some of those remind me of a guy my mom used to date- he was a stand-up comedian, and he once wrote her a check for something and put "FOR: leather trick suit" in the "memo" section. She was afraid to make eye-contact with the bank teller when she went in to deposit it! [​IMG]
     
  15. Marianne

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    The hovercraft you sold me was full of eels.
     
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    LOL. Is there one in there about the record you sold me was scratched?
     
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    Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come
    back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
     
  18. billjames

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    he just added over 10 more feedback
     
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    great OBAMA-NATION tshirt! I can wear it at both pro AND anti Obama rallies!!!A+

    I LOL'ed!
     
  20. billjames

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    looks like ebay caught up with this guys, they removed most of his comments [​IMG]
     

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