Funniest Ebay Feedback Ever!! (1 Viewer)

[billjames]

Watch out for this guy, he leaves feedback for sellers that are 'way off the wall', but very funny. here's his feedback 'left for others' page on ebay. funny stuff

 

[Jon_Are]

FEEDBACK: Box you sent was FULL of BEES—little Timmy spent his 8th B-day in the hospital!

 

[Clinton McClure]

My ribs are sore from laughing so much!

 

[gene c]

Someone has got to find out who he is and sign him up. A sense of humor like that shouldn't be wasted on ebay feedback. I wish I had the b@lls to write stuff like that. Maybe next time.

 

[miranda_y]

Oh my gosh, I literally laughed out loud. That was the funniest thing ever! Thanks for sharing.

 

[Bryan^H]

"This object will PROVE i was with YOU that night in '69 & NOT at the TATE house!"


"A+ Magic 8 ball!!—I make my Ouija board ask it questions—Ouija board HATES that."





Wow...this guy is HILARIOUS. LOL!!!!!

 

[Jon_Are]

So hard to choose, but this one's gotta be my favorite:

as promised—my stools are large, firm, and have no more odor that a warm biscuit

 

[Steve Christou]

Can't stop laughing, who is this guy?

 

[TonyD]

ʞɔɐqpǝǝɟ uʍop ǝpısdn
pegonthe-bay ( 403 [Feedback score is 100 to 499] )
Jun-30-08 06:41


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Follow-up by pegonthe-bay (Jun-30-08 07:56):
+++++++ɐ ¡uoıʇɔɐsuɐɹʇ ʇɐǝɹƃ¡ʇuǝɯʎɐd ʇsɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ 'ppɐ oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ osןɐ ı

the responses to left feedback are great too.

eBay Feedback Profile for tryork5ifp




Thank you for the pleasant and easy transaction A+++++++++++++++++++
thepipegallery ( 1661 [Feedback score is 1,000 to 4,999] Apr-14-08 06:42


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Reply by tryork5ifp (May-19-08 11:47):
and THANK YOU for NOT encasing item in rebar reinforced concrete this time!

 

[TonyD]

So, is that guy buying all that stuff to leave feedback?
or.

years ago there was a guy leaving random feedback on closed auctions and they were just as funny as ths stuff.
I think it is the same person.

at the time anyone could leave feedack on any closed auction, did ebay change the feedback so anyone can leave feedback again?

 

[Bryan X]

I remember that, too. Can't recall the Ebay user name though. Could be the same guy. Very similar humor.

 

[TonyD]

this exact topic was posted over a year ago at dvdtalk.

someone in that topic says "he's no andy"
YAET: Funny Feedback... - DVD Talk Forum

and here is the topic with the original funny guy

http://forum.dvdtalk.com/showthread....funny+feedback

and an even earlier funny feedback topic.

http://forum.dvdtalk.com/showthread....highlight=ebay

 

[Bryan^H]

I was trying to think of the style of humor this guy has, and then I remembered those "Letters from a nut" books I have.

The books where a guy writes insanely funny letters(very much the style of humor this guy has) to random places. Most times they write back, and the responses are quite funny as well.

Example: He writes a hotel telling them that during his stay he will steal everything in the room. He can't help it because he is a thief, but just wanted to warn them.

 

[MielR]

God some of those remind me of a guy my mom used to date- he was a stand-up comedian, and he once wrote her a check for something and put "FOR: leather trick suit" in the "memo" section. She was afraid to make eye-contact with the bank teller when she went in to deposit it!

 

[Marianne]

The hovercraft you sold me was full of eels.

 

[Jeff Cooper]

LOL. Is there one in there about the record you sold me was scratched?

 

[Dheiner]

Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come
back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

[billjames]

he just added over 10 more feedback

 

[Philip Hamm]

great OBAMA-NATION tshirt! I can wear it at both pro AND anti Obama rallies!!!A+

I LOL'ed!

 

[billjames]

looks like ebay caught up with this guys, they removed most of his comments :frowning: