Andy Sheets
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I just started Ice Station, by Matthew Reilly, and so far it's the funniest book I've read in ages. It's not a comedy, it's a summer action movie on paper, but there's this one "setpiece" involving the heroes and villains falling into a pool filled with wild killer whales who then take the opportunity to have a feeding frenzy on the humans, which makes me laugh because I get the impression no one told Reilly that killer whales aren't really killers and they're not whales, either (or maybe he does know and just said "Screw it, I want my killer whales to be KILLERS"). It goes on for like 45 pages and I think the highlight is when one of them chomps down on a butch female marine's leg and she turns around and starts kicking Evil Shamu on the snout with her good leg while calling him a motherf@#ker. A few pages later, a cute Spielbergian girl and her pet wonder seal get in on the action. I can't really do justice to it but it's a fun read so far