A FACT RAG STAINS MAN - Fantastic Anagrams (1 Viewer)

[Eric_L]

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS!

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands!

Credit to - ?

 

[Jon_Are]

Here's another:

OPRAH WINFREY:
Self-important do-gooder who thinks the universe revolves around her.


edit: wait a minute....maybe that's not one.

Jon

 

[Christ Reynolds]

how about "hype worn fair"

home theater forum: Ho Ho! Fame mutterer!

national hockey league: A leak on ice? Ole! Naughty!

national football league: 'Alleluia! Fat, notable goon.

major league baseball: Jealous, blamable rage.

national basketball association: It is not kissable, taboo anal canal.

none are as good as the original post, though.

CJ

 

[MarkHastings]

The Country Side = No City Dust Here
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Admirer = Married
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
Debit card = Bad Credit


and the greatest one of all:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

 

[Rob Gardiner]

My favorite film of 2005:

A TEENAGERS FRESH THIRST VOW

(take a guess!)



I also liked:

Harry Potter and the BEEF RIFT LOGO

(doesn't make any sense, but it made me laugh anyway)

 

[Rob Gardiner]

OK, those last couple anagrams were pretty bad. ( ) But I've got a few good ones:


Blockbuster film, 4th in a series:

PORTRAY BATTLE OF FRIGHTENED HERO


Julia Roberts stars in:

NEW TOY TRAMP


The final film from one of the great filmmakers:

ISSUE THY WEED


Bill Murray in:

SQUEEZE A VICIOUS FATALIST


A gay cowboy (not eating pudding):

O MY GOD! WIN BITCH


Star of many westerns and crime films:

OLD WEST ACTION


Early Matt Damon role:

VANITY ARRANGES VIP


Pirates AND zombies!:

PHOBIA BENEFITS RAT RACE


A recent cult favorite:

OEDIPAN, NOT MANLY


Robin Williams plays a character with mental problems (for a change):

HIS KEEN FRIGHT


Oscar winner from a few years ago:

BARE CUTIE MANIA


Peter Sellers in multiple roles:

DOVE STRANGLER


The "Citizen Kane" of jukebox movies

AH! THIS GRAND DAY


Annoying Tom Hanks movie:

INSANE STEEL PIGLET


TV game show based on spousal humiliation:

WEDGE WEALTHY MEN


Cable show, big hit on DVD:

ITCHY SIXTEEN


One of the worst films of all time:

JOY! SKILFUL TORMENT


Brando's most notorious role:

IT IS STAG ANAL PORN

 

[MarkHastings]

I just did one for ROTFLMAO and came up with ARM FOOL.

I know there's a joke in there about a funny bone, or banging your elbow and laughing, but at the same time, feeling like an idiot.....

 

[Rob Gardiner]

Every HTF member should be thoroughly familiar with this one:

GILA SLICE

 

[Cees Alons]

Frame: Our Hot Theme.


Cees

 

[Rob Gardiner]

What I expect from any DVD:

I LOST A PINTO CARRIAGE
UNTAMED OCCULT PEN
LASER TEMERITY DID LAG

Not required on a DVD, but still nice:

MORT RECITED ACRONYMS
TEEN CEDES SLED
HER TRITICALE ALTAR (that's regular triticale, not quadro-triticale )
COWS BASH GNU

I will award an original, genuine Marvel Comics (TM) No-Prize to the first one to unscramble these.

 

[Rob Gardiner]

I just couldn't resist posting a few more

Capt. Kirk never said these exact words:

MASTECTOMY PUBE


Famous Patrick MacGoohan TV role:

SNUB MIXER


"When You Wish Upon A Star":

HOST CHILDREN RIDE TEN-CENT UFOS, OK?


Injured voyeur:

WARN WEIRDO


CBS turned down "Star Trek" in favor of this show:

SNOT SPECIAL

 

[Eric_L]

Cees Alons: Ace, no less. Close sane. Scale nose.

Rob Gardiner: Ordering bra. Bad groin, Err! Boring darer. Err, dog brain!

Mark Hastings: Sharks mating. Knight Ram Ass. Mark hits nags. Kashmir Angst?

Eric L: Relic