A FACT RAG STAINS MAN - Fantastic Anagrams

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  1. Eric_L

    Eric_L Screenwriter

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    DORMITORY
    When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

    PRESBYTERIAN
    When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

    ASTRONOMER
    When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

    DESPERATION
    When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

    THE EYES
    When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

    GEORGE BUSH
    When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

    THE MORSE CODE
    When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

    SLOT MACHINES
    When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

    ANIMOSITY
    When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

    ELECTION RESULTS
    When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

    MOTHER-IN-LAW
    When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

    SNOOZE ALARMS
    When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

    A DECIMAL POINT
    When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

    THE EARTHQUAKES
    When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

    ELEVEN PLUS TWO
    When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

    AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

    PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
    When you rearrange the letters
    (With no letters left over and using each letter only once):

    TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS!

    Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
    too much time on their hands!

    Credit to - ?
     
  2. Jon_Are

    Jon_Are Cinematographer

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    Here's another:

    OPRAH WINFREY:
    Self-important do-gooder who thinks the universe revolves around her.


    edit: wait a minute....maybe that's not one.

    Jon
     
  3. Christ Reynolds

    Christ Reynolds Producer

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    how about "hype worn fair"

    home theater forum: Ho Ho! Fame mutterer!

    national hockey league: A leak on ice? Ole! Naughty!

    national football league: 'Alleluia! Fat, notable goon.

    major league baseball: Jealous, blamable rage.

    national basketball association: It is not kissable, taboo anal canal.

    none are as good as the original post, though.

    CJ
     
  4. MarkHastings

    MarkHastings Executive Producer

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    The Country Side = No City Dust Here
    Desperation = A Rope Ends It
    A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
    The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
    Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
    The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
    Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
    Admirer = Married
    David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
    Debit card = Bad Credit


    and the greatest one of all:

    "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
     
  5. Rob Gardiner

    Rob Gardiner Cinematographer

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    My favorite film of 2005:

    A TEENAGERS FRESH THIRST VOW

    (take a guess!)



    I also liked:

    Harry Potter and the BEEF RIFT LOGO

    (doesn't make any sense, but it made me laugh anyway)
     
  6. Rob Gardiner

    Rob Gardiner Cinematographer

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    OK, those last couple anagrams were pretty bad. ( [​IMG] ) But I've got a few good ones:


    Blockbuster film, 4th in a series:

    PORTRAY BATTLE OF FRIGHTENED HERO


    Julia Roberts stars in:

    NEW TOY TRAMP


    The final film from one of the great filmmakers:

    ISSUE THY WEED


    Bill Murray in:

    SQUEEZE A VICIOUS FATALIST


    A gay cowboy (not eating pudding):

    O MY GOD! WIN BITCH


    Star of many westerns and crime films:

    OLD WEST ACTION


    Early Matt Damon role:

    VANITY ARRANGES VIP


    Pirates AND zombies!:

    PHOBIA BENEFITS RAT RACE


    A recent cult favorite:

    OEDIPAN, NOT MANLY


    Robin Williams plays a character with mental problems (for a change):

    HIS KEEN FRIGHT


    Oscar winner from a few years ago:

    BARE CUTIE MANIA


    Peter Sellers in multiple roles:

    DOVE STRANGLER


    The "Citizen Kane" of jukebox movies

    AH! THIS GRAND DAY


    Annoying Tom Hanks movie:

    INSANE STEEL PIGLET


    TV game show based on spousal humiliation:

    WEDGE WEALTHY MEN


    Cable show, big hit on DVD:

    ITCHY SIXTEEN


    One of the worst films of all time:

    JOY! SKILFUL TORMENT


    Brando's most notorious role:

    IT IS STAG ANAL PORN
    [​IMG]
     
  7. MarkHastings

    MarkHastings Executive Producer

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    I just did one for ROTFLMAO and came up with ARM FOOL.

    I know there's a joke in there about a funny bone, or banging your elbow and laughing, but at the same time, feeling like an idiot.....[​IMG]
     
  8. Rob Gardiner

    Rob Gardiner Cinematographer

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    Every HTF member should be thoroughly familiar with this one:

    GILA SLICE
     
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  10. Rob Gardiner

    Rob Gardiner Cinematographer

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    What I expect from any DVD:

    I LOST A PINTO CARRIAGE
    UNTAMED OCCULT PEN
    LASER TEMERITY DID LAG

    Not required on a DVD, but still nice:

    MORT RECITED ACRONYMS
    TEEN CEDES SLED
    HER TRITICALE ALTAR (that's regular triticale, not quadro-triticale [​IMG] )
    COWS BASH GNU

    I will award an original, genuine Marvel Comics (TM) No-Prize to the first one to unscramble these.
     
  11. Rob Gardiner

    Rob Gardiner Cinematographer

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    I just couldn't resist posting a few more [​IMG]

    Capt. Kirk never said these exact words:

    MASTECTOMY PUBE


    Famous Patrick MacGoohan TV role:

    SNUB MIXER


    "When You Wish Upon A Star":

    HOST CHILDREN RIDE TEN-CENT UFOS, OK?


    Injured voyeur:

    WARN WEIRDO


    CBS turned down "Star Trek" in favor of this show:

    SNOT SPECIAL
     
  12. Eric_L

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    Cees Alons: Ace, no less. Close sane. Scale nose.

    Rob Gardiner: Ordering bra. Bad groin, Err! Boring darer. Err, dog brain!

    Mark Hastings: Sharks mating. Knight Ram Ass. Mark hits nags. Kashmir Angst?

    Eric L: Relic
     

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