1)Star Wars: 5mins of Han & Luke arguing about who gets to shag Princess Leia.
2)The Empire Strikes Back: After revealing himself as Luke’s father, Darth Vader lectures the boy about the length of his hair.
3)Return of the Jedi: After being caught short in the woods, Chewbacca wipes his ass on an Ewok.
4)Batman & Robin: A few extra scenes of Mr.Freeze saying ‘cool it’, ‘pretty cool’ and ‘why don’t you cool off a liddle bit’.
5)Gandhi: Custard pie fight, 7mins.
6)The Towering Inferno: 5 mins of Paul Newman pulling on a door handle before Steve McQueen points to a sign saying ‘push’, they both laugh.
7)Bullitt: 3 minute sequence during the legendary car chase where Steve McQueen and the baddies stop at a garage before continuing the chase.
8)Showgirls: 33mins of extra lapdancing.
9)Starship Troopers: the full 27min shower sequence.
10)Basic Instinct: A scene where Sharon Stone opens a beer bottle with her buttocks.
11)Casino: 12 more minutes of pointless steadicam shots whirling around fruit machines.
12)Face/Off: 8 more mins of Nic Cage pulling faces in a mirror, and 14 more mins of Travolta swaggering coyly with one hand on his hip and the other holding a cig.
13)Scarface: Tony Montana vibrates with bullets for an extra 6mins during the final death scene.
14)Seven: An extra 4mins of Brad Pitt looking like he’s sucked a lemon and saying nooo nooo before opening the box.
15)TheWorld is Not Enough: 5mins sequence showing Denise Richards washing Bonds BMW and getting very wet, mmmm
16)Armageddon: 15 more mins of Steve Buscemi’s space dementia.
17)Planet of the Apes: Reshot ending, Leo returns to Earth crashes into the ocean, sees New York submerged under water, rescued by Kevin Costner in a neat cameo as the Mariner.
18)Hannibal: 12 more minutes of Hannibal Lecter preparing dinner.
19)Jurassic Park III: 5 mins scene showing 3 raptors playing cards with Sam Neill.
20)Pearl Harbor: 40min sequence showing Ben Affleck wiping out the Japanese carriers at Midway, and a final 20mins sequence showing him piloting the Enola Gay heading for Hiroshima.
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2)The Empire Strikes Back: After revealing himself as Luke’s father, Darth Vader lectures the boy about the length of his hair.
3)Return of the Jedi: After being caught short in the woods, Chewbacca wipes his ass on an Ewok.
4)Batman & Robin: A few extra scenes of Mr.Freeze saying ‘cool it’, ‘pretty cool’ and ‘why don’t you cool off a liddle bit’.
5)Gandhi: Custard pie fight, 7mins.
6)The Towering Inferno: 5 mins of Paul Newman pulling on a door handle before Steve McQueen points to a sign saying ‘push’, they both laugh.
7)Bullitt: 3 minute sequence during the legendary car chase where Steve McQueen and the baddies stop at a garage before continuing the chase.
8)Showgirls: 33mins of extra lapdancing.
9)Starship Troopers: the full 27min shower sequence.
10)Basic Instinct: A scene where Sharon Stone opens a beer bottle with her buttocks.
11)Casino: 12 more minutes of pointless steadicam shots whirling around fruit machines.
12)Face/Off: 8 more mins of Nic Cage pulling faces in a mirror, and 14 more mins of Travolta swaggering coyly with one hand on his hip and the other holding a cig.
13)Scarface: Tony Montana vibrates with bullets for an extra 6mins during the final death scene.
14)Seven: An extra 4mins of Brad Pitt looking like he’s sucked a lemon and saying nooo nooo before opening the box.
15)TheWorld is Not Enough: 5mins sequence showing Denise Richards washing Bonds BMW and getting very wet, mmmm
16)Armageddon: 15 more mins of Steve Buscemi’s space dementia.
17)Planet of the Apes: Reshot ending, Leo returns to Earth crashes into the ocean, sees New York submerged under water, rescued by Kevin Costner in a neat cameo as the Mariner.
18)Hannibal: 12 more minutes of Hannibal Lecter preparing dinner.
19)Jurassic Park III: 5 mins scene showing 3 raptors playing cards with Sam Neill.
20)Pearl Harbor: 40min sequence showing Ben Affleck wiping out the Japanese carriers at Midway, and a final 20mins sequence showing him piloting the Enola Gay heading for Hiroshima.
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