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The Best Bumper Stickers


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#1 of 101 Alex-C

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Posted May 09 2003 - 04:35 PM

i know...i know...this comes up every so often in the AHL, but I have a couple of good ones I've been wanting to let loose so here goes...

my favorites of the ones that have been endlessly passed around via email are....

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart.

since my sense of humor tends to lean to what many people call offbeat, how about this one...

Bumper Stickers are Lame.

I mean, if i saw that on a car I would bust up.

or...

You can tailgate me all you want, it still doesn't cure impotence

Honk if you love deaf people !

anyone ? lame ?

and i think there is a whole franchise in this next phrase, a la the happy face from the 70s...since everyone is always trying to perfect their "I'm so cool" or "I'm a badass" attitudes, how about ....(drum roll please)....

I messed with Texas
A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies, the chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure.


Let's Go . . . To the colonies !

#2 of 101 Dean Cooper

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Posted May 09 2003 - 06:10 PM

Go braless; it pulls the wrinkles from your face.

Still kills me everytime...yes I'm a bastard and no it's not on my bumper Posted Image

#3 of 101 Clinton McClure

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Posted May 09 2003 - 07:31 PM

Best one I ever saw was "Gas, grass or ass...No one rides for free."

#4 of 101 Tim Glover

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Posted May 09 2003 - 08:09 PM

Here's some that still make me smile:

Avenge Yourself!...Live Long Enough To Be a Nuisance to Your Children!

How's My Driving? 1-800-Eat Shit

#5 of 101 Joseph DeMartino

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Posted May 09 2003 - 08:29 PM

Visualize Whirlled Peas
Nuke the Whales
No Kids on Board. OK to Hit

Posted Image

#6 of 101 Evelio Figueroa

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Posted May 09 2003 - 10:41 PM

Saw this on a bumper the other day.

Wanna get laid? Go crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

#7 of 101 CaptDS9E

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Posted May 09 2003 - 11:12 PM

I still like the "My son beat up your honor student"

capt

#8 of 101 LewB

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Posted May 10 2003 - 01:16 AM

On the same car:
"Be kind to animals, hug a hockey player"
"Give blood, play hockey"

#9 of 101 David Lawson

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Posted May 10 2003 - 01:42 AM

I'd Rather Be Driving

Focus On Your Own Damn Family


Slightly off topic, but SNAAB (on a 950 Turbo) was the best personalized license plate I've ever seen.
He obviously misinterpreted what it means to "be bullish."

#10 of 101 Anthony Clifton

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Posted May 10 2003 - 02:08 AM

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#11 of 101 Steve_Corrick

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Posted May 10 2003 - 03:03 AM

Bad COP
No Doughnut
Pull up a chair, make yourself comfortable.
It's time for a movie !

#12 of 101 Seth_L

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Posted May 10 2003 - 04:14 AM

Keep Honking. I'm reloading.

Protected by Smith & Wesson

#13 of 101 Steven K

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Posted May 10 2003 - 04:37 AM

Unless you're a hemmhoroid, get off my ass!

Let me tell you about my grandchildren.

Friends don't let friends vote democrat.

Southern born,
Southern bred,
and when I die,
I'll be Southern dead!


and my personal favorite...

Welcome to Boston,
Don't get upset,
Just drive like we do.


#14 of 101 MikeH1

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Posted May 10 2003 - 05:01 AM

INDEPENDENCE - Alberta's only hope

#15 of 101 Malcolm R

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Posted May 10 2003 - 05:17 AM

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're a friggin' moron!

Stop tailgating me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

Welcome to Vermont...now go home.

The purpose of an education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.

#16 of 101 Christ Reynolds

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Posted May 10 2003 - 05:24 AM

Funkin Gonuts
Boston Red Sox-1918 World Series Champs

CJ
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#17 of 101 Jon_Are

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Posted May 10 2003 - 06:23 AM

Driver carries no cash - he's married

You ! Outta the gene pool !!

#18 of 101 LewB

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Posted May 10 2003 - 06:36 AM

Seen on the bumper of a Jeep being pulled by a HUGH motor home:
Sorry, but I'm pushing as hard as I can !

#19 of 101 Vince Maskeeper

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Posted May 10 2003 - 06:51 AM

Might not be for everyone here, but:
http://www.unamerica...talog/index.htm

{warning, leftist and anarchist content ahead, proceed at your own risk!}

It's where I got my favorite sticker:
"Talk Nerdy To Me"

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#20 of 101 Jeffrey_Jones

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Posted May 10 2003 - 06:59 AM

My favorite personalized license plate (could be a bumper sticker too) – lkn4dd

Juvenile once you get it, but fun to try and figure out.

- Jeff