The Best Bumper Stickers

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  1. Alex-C

    Alex-C Screenwriter

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    i know...i know...this comes up every so often in the AHL, but I have a couple of good ones I've been wanting to let loose so here goes...

    my favorites of the ones that have been endlessly passed around via email are....

    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart.

    since my sense of humor tends to lean to what many people call offbeat, how about this one...

    Bumper Stickers are Lame.

    I mean, if i saw that on a car I would bust up.

    or...

    You can tailgate me all you want, it still doesn't cure impotence

    Honk if you love deaf people !

    anyone ? lame ?

    and i think there is a whole franchise in this next phrase, a la the happy face from the 70s...since everyone is always trying to perfect their "I'm so cool" or "I'm a badass" attitudes, how about ....(drum roll please)....

    I messed with Texas
     
  2. Dean Cooper

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    Go braless; it pulls the wrinkles from your face.

    Still kills me everytime...yes I'm a bastard and no it's not on my bumper [​IMG]
     
  3. Clinton McClure

    Clinton McClure Casual Enthusiast
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    Best one I ever saw was "Gas, grass or ass...No one rides for free."
     
  4. Tim Glover

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    Here's some that still make me smile:

    Avenge Yourself!...Live Long Enough To Be a Nuisance to Your Children!

    How's My Driving? 1-800-Eat Shit
     
  5. Joseph DeMartino

    Joseph DeMartino Lead Actor

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    Visualize Whirlled Peas
    Nuke the Whales
    No Kids on Board. OK to Hit

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Evelio Figueroa

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    Saw this on a bumper the other day.

    Wanna get laid? Go crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
     
  7. CaptDS9E

    CaptDS9E Cinematographer

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    I still like the "My son beat up your honor student"

    capt
     
  8. LewB

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    On the same car:
    "Be kind to animals, hug a hockey player"
    "Give blood, play hockey"
     
  9. David Lawson

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    I'd Rather Be Driving

    Focus On Your Own Damn Family


    Slightly off topic, but SNAAB (on a 950 Turbo) was the best personalized license plate I've ever seen.
     
  10. Anthony Clifton

    Anthony Clifton Stunt Coordinator

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Steve_Corrick

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    Bad COP
    No Doughnut
     
  12. Seth_L

    Seth_L Screenwriter

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    Keep Honking. I'm reloading.

    Protected by Smith & Wesson
     
  13. Steven K

    Steven K Supporting Actor

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    Unless you're a hemmhoroid, get off my ass!

    Let me tell you about my grandchildren.

    Friends don't let friends vote democrat.

    Southern born,
    Southern bred,
    and when I die,
    I'll be Southern dead!


    and my personal favorite...

    Welcome to Boston,
    Don't get upset,
    Just drive like we do.
     
  14. MikeH1

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    INDEPENDENCE - Alberta's only hope
     
  15. Malcolm R

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    Your kid may be an honor student, but you're a friggin' moron!

    Stop tailgating me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

    Welcome to Vermont...now go home.
     
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    Funkin Gonuts
    Boston Red Sox-1918 World Series Champs

    CJ
     
  17. Jon_Are

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    Driver carries no cash - he's married

    You ! Outta the gene pool !!
     
  18. LewB

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    Seen on the bumper of a Jeep being pulled by a HUGH motor home:
    Sorry, but I'm pushing as hard as I can !
     
  19. Vince Maskeeper

    Vince Maskeeper Producer

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    Might not be for everyone here, but:
    http://www.unamerican.com/catalog/index.htm

    {warning, leftist and anarchist content ahead, proceed at your own risk!}

    It's where I got my favorite sticker:
    "Talk Nerdy To Me"

    -Vince
     
  20. Jeffrey_Jones

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    My favorite personalized license plate (could be a bumper sticker too) – lkn4dd

    Juvenile once you get it, but fun to try and figure out.

    - Jeff
     

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