The Best Bumper Stickers (1 Viewer)

[Mark R O]

"Cats flattened while U wait."

"CAT - the other white meat"

"Bang Your Head!"

 

[Mike Knapp]

So does "bon vivant" mean "beautiful living"?

Pretty much.

A Bon Vivant is a lover of life. A person that relishes the pleasure of food, song and merriment.

Mike

 

[Kevin Thompson]

"My Golden Retriever is smarter than your Honor Student"

This one reportedly generated a lot of acrimony among readers in the DC metro area. I'm sure the actual honor student in question would have chuckled.

Another favorite: "My high school dropout can beat the crap out of your honor student"

 

[ken thompson]

I Brake For Unicorns.

I find the implication funny for some reason.

 

[Jack Gilvey]

Here's one (two, really) I saw on a truck:

On left rear: "Grateful"

On right rear: "Dead"

I thought that was really cool.

 

[Carlos V III]

Currently on my truck
W.W.O.D.
What Would Ozzy Do?

and

Disgruntled Employee of the Month

 

[Craig Robertson]

another one i like is:

What would Scooby Doo?

 

[LewB]

Seen this morning:
I ran out of sick days so I called in dead.

 

[James St]

I got a laugh when I saw this one yesterday.

"Honk if a part falls off."

 

[Mark Sherman]

TO ALL THE VIRGINS IN THE WORLD "THANKS FOR NOTHING"

 

[Edwin-S]

There was one that popped up from time to time during the gun registry debate here.

"All those in favor of gun control........raise your right arm"....and then a picture of a certain toothbrush mustachioed villain.

 

[MarkHastings]

Here's a bumper sticker that I saw where I had to keep reading it in order to be certain that it meant what I thought it meant:

"If you are what you eat, then I'll be you in the morning"

 

[Aaron Reynolds]

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

And another one from the immortal unamerican.com :

I'm killing the earth!

I have some great t-shirts from them, too.

 

[Julie K]

Ia! Ia! Ia! Cthulhu F'tagan! (Was this Julie K's car?!?!)

Not mine. I know how to spell fhtagn.

 

[Jeff Hoak]

Spotted this morning on the back of a green Jag convertible with a rather attractive 30 something brunette at the wheel:

Lawyers are cunning linguists

Love it... The bumper sticker that is... Although the driver wasn't hard to look at...

OOOPS... Did I just say that out loud?

 

[MickeS]

I saw one that said

GUNS DON'T KILL, BULLETS DO

which I thought was rather amusing.

 

[Bill Lucas]

First Hillary, then Jennifer and now us

 

[MarkHastings]

You don't have to talk to your kids about sex, someone else will be glad to.

The problem with sex in movies is your popcorn always spills.

If I knew I'd live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

and the one phrase that I've always thought would make a great bumper sticker, was said by my old boss:
It's not your fault, but it IS your problem.

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

GUNS DON'T KILL, BULLETS DO

Topped only by "Guns don't kill people, I do."



Regards,

Joe

 

[Malcolm R]

"I'm not a bitch. I'm THE Bitch."

I think I ran into her yesterday. First she cut me off, then when I honked at her she flipped me off.