The Best Bumper Stickers (1 Viewer)

[David Preston]

Saw this in a store. My friend was gonna buy it to put on someones car as a prank. So many gerbils so little time.

 

[Scott Van Dyke]

Great thread. I liked the spotted owls one, and the "Keep beeping...I'm reloading"

How about:

My kid knocked-up your honor student
My wife's other car is a broom
(actually saw this one on a guy's car while driving
Jerry Springer...Putting the T & A back into Television

 

[Kevin P]

Some of my favorites are:

On a beater: "Don't Laugh, It's Paid For" (hmm... I should put that one on my car!)

Another one for a beater: "Answer my prayers, STEAL THIS CAR!"

"Hang up and drive!"

"Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

"Visualize using your turn signal"

"I brake for tailgaters"

"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you"

"Don't like my driving? Then stay off the sidewalk"

"Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy"

 

[Jeff Hoak]

Personal favorites:

GOT BRAINS?

Happiness is a New Yorker headed north on I-95 with a Canadian under each arm.

Some of us ARE NOT on VACATION!

Hit me... I need the money

I'm looking for someone to print me a custom tag frame that says (top line) "I'd rather be driving my" (bottom line) "Wait a minute... I am"

Want to put that on the SO's Miata

 

[Scott Strang]

"I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet."

 

[Ron-P]

Learn from your parents mistake - use birth control.

Peace Out~

 

[JayV]

The liver is evil and must be punished.

Ted Kennedy's car killed more people than all my guns.

Nice people swallow.

My kid had sex with your honor student.

I [spade] my dog. (instead of heart)

-j

 

[Shawn Bridges]

I Love my Country It's the Government I'm afraid of!

 

[Craig Robertson]

I [spade] my dog. (instead of heart)

i've also seen small stickers with a pic of a screw that you can paste over the heart on someone else's sticker, so they would end up with:

I [screw] my dog.

 

[Garrett Lundy]

I [spade] my dog. (instead of heart)

Or the infamous: I [club] my cat. (instead of heart)

Keep Working! Millions of people on welfare depend on you!

Ia! Ia! Ia! Cthulhu F'tagan! (Was this Julie K's car?!?!)

Crack Whores are people too

Support your local dealer

My God can beat-up your God

Somebody else put this bumper-sticker on my car

Save the millionaires!

Mosquito-Bite Relief Foundation

Give generously to the United Megoto College Fund

My other car also costs more than your trailer

 

[Mark Fontana]

WHY BE BORN AGAIN
WHEN YOU CAN JUST GROW UP?

 

[Ryan Wright]

My favorite:

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken!

 

[Zen Butler]

My Child beat up Your Honor Roll Student

My Baby Will Kick Your Baby's Ass

F*ck You, You F*ckin' F*ck

 

[Kevin George]

1)
FIRST LIBERALS, THEN CANCER

2) WORK HARDER! MILLIONS ON WELFARE ARE DEPENDING ON YOU.

3) IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GUNS, WHEN YOUR IN TROUBLE CALL AN ARCHER.

 

[Marvin]

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GUNS, WHEN YOUR IN TROUBLE CALL AN ARCHER.

If guns were outlawed, only outlaws would accidentally shoot their children.

 

[Kevin George]

Marvin,

I'll protect my loved ones with my firearms.

you'll protect yours with your fist, bat, alarm system....

at three in the morning, when you find someone in your house trying do do harm to your family, i'll take scenario number one.

also, if guns were outlawed...idiot parents would still find ways to "accidentally" hurt their own children.

also, if swimming pools were outlawed, children wouldn't accidentally drown.
( do you see how ridiculous this is?)

sorry to get off topic ht'ers.

 

[bruce townley]

I'd rather have two 5's than a 10

 

[JayV]

There are a lot of funny bumper stickers, from many political persuasions.

Let's not steer it toward a discussion about politics.

-j

 

[Mike Knapp]

Illiterate? Write for FREE help now.

Mike

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

So does "bon vivant" mean "beautiful living"?