Slasher Santa Display - Right or Wrong? (1 Viewer)

[MarkHastings]

Garrett, I didn't judge, I speculated.

 

[Jay Taylor]

LOL! That family’s on so many shit lists they’re gonna need to relocate to the Cayman Islands.

 

[MichaelBA]

Santarchy!

 

[David Williams]

It's about time someone thought about doing this: Bad Santa Loses His Head

Synopsis: Vigilantes stole the bloody doll's head and are holding it for ransom in exchange for a note from the homeowner saying he's been a bad boy... 1000 times.

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

This guy, Krupnik, is truly a stupid and pretentious individual. Those thieves, God bless em', should have just gone that extra mile and trashed his lawn and stole the Santa instead of issuing ridiculous demands.

As for that 'Santarchy' story, even department store Santa's reach a point where they've had just one too many toddlers piss on their lap before they finally snap.

Sort of reminds me of the pissed off and drunk Dan Ackroyd dressed as Santa in Trading Places.

 

[Paul Padilla]

That's the Christmas sprit.

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Hey, i'm just saying that if they went through all of the trouble to sneak onto the property to steal a dolls head, they might as well have taken the real offending item...the Santa.

He's made a list and checked it twice and this guy, Krupnik, is deinitely on Santa's shitlist.

 

[MarkHastings]

Well, as long as you're not Christian, I guess it's ok to not have the Christmas spirit.

At least, that's the message this guy is definitely presenting.

 

[mattCR]

"Spirit of Christmas" Ah, Southpark at it's finest

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Yes, well, if you can show me indisputable proof that these people are made of animated construction paper, i'll let it slide, until then...down with slasher Santa.