Julia Roberts worships me (1 Viewer)

[Haggai]

At least, it appears that she would, if I ever met her. From a short interview with her in the new Feb. issue of Premiere magazine:

 

[ZacharyTait]

I'm sorry Haggai that you wasted your money at that school when you could have gotten the same education at the local library for a $1.50.

Buckeye fan living in Michigan.

 

[Haggai]

No regrets, Zachary, teaching positions and grants paid my way through grad school. I saved my $1.50.

By the way, did Lyle Lovett study math or something? Maybe that would explain it.

 

[John Alvarez]

That would explain a TON...

 

[Chris]

Mmmm.. Lyle.. can you explain parabola to me again? Mmmm.. baby!

 

[John Alvarez]

While running her fingers through that nest of hair....

 

[Matt Butler]

@ this thread

 

[Haggai]

[bad math humor] (the only kind there is, really)

"You just want to hear me say directrix again, don't you?"

[/bad math humor]

 

[Dome Vongvises]

Haggai don't sell yourself short. I've seen you. You've got a nice, articulate voice and gentlemanly conduct.

BTW, sorry couldn't get up with you this holiday. Work sucks. :frowning:

 

[Haggai]

Sorry I missed you too, Dome. And thanks for the compliment, but I'm reasonably sure that the math thing is my only shot at being idolized by Julia Roberts.

 

[Dave Poehlman]

I remember in an interview that Julia thought that Abraham Lincoln was attractive... which might explain her attraction to the gawky Lovett.

I'm growing my chin-strap beard... now where's my stove-pipe hat?