Ernest Rister
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Tarzan, Pocahontas, Dinosaur, and Mulan all suffer from what I can only surmise to be corporate meddling.
Dinosaur was envisioned as a film without dialog, Michael Eisner insisted on it, and the resulting film was a mess -- photo-realistic dinosaurs who speak like charcaters from Full House or Home Improvement. The trailer and the opening sequence show what this movie might have been.
Mulan works for the most part, until the third act climax, when the whole thing just slides off the rails with cross-dressing jokes and a contrived resolution that Wile E. Coyote himself would have found implausible.
Pocahontas was deeply marred by cutting out the love ballad, "If I Never Knew You", because children in test screenings grew antsy during the number, and yet that's the pivotal moment when John Smith and Pocahontas profess their love for each other. Meeko and Flit are great characters, but they're in the wrong movie, and like Hunchback, the film lurches between deadly-serious realism and broad cartoon fantasy.
The child-centric elements in Tarzan are an especially teeth-grinding experience. Rosie O'Donnell's voice is enough to make me reach for the remote, and the "Trashing the Camp" musical number is the sort of superfluous, pandering moment more suited to a Don Bluth movie than a film of Tarzan's pedigree. Terk's scenes are the reason for the invention of the chapter-skip button -- she's the Jar Jar of modern Disney animation.
Dinosaur was envisioned as a film without dialog, Michael Eisner insisted on it, and the resulting film was a mess -- photo-realistic dinosaurs who speak like charcaters from Full House or Home Improvement. The trailer and the opening sequence show what this movie might have been.
Mulan works for the most part, until the third act climax, when the whole thing just slides off the rails with cross-dressing jokes and a contrived resolution that Wile E. Coyote himself would have found implausible.
Pocahontas was deeply marred by cutting out the love ballad, "If I Never Knew You", because children in test screenings grew antsy during the number, and yet that's the pivotal moment when John Smith and Pocahontas profess their love for each other. Meeko and Flit are great characters, but they're in the wrong movie, and like Hunchback, the film lurches between deadly-serious realism and broad cartoon fantasy.
The child-centric elements in Tarzan are an especially teeth-grinding experience. Rosie O'Donnell's voice is enough to make me reach for the remote, and the "Trashing the Camp" musical number is the sort of superfluous, pandering moment more suited to a Don Bluth movie than a film of Tarzan's pedigree. Terk's scenes are the reason for the invention of the chapter-skip button -- she's the Jar Jar of modern Disney animation.