I once read an article about how Hongkongers had come up with the strangest names for themselves. The pick of the crop (and the only one I still remember): Pubic Ha
Or for that matter someone called Richard Head, of whom there's one on a mailing list I belong to. But I think he always signs off as Richard.
As for Courtney, wouldn't her daughter's full name be Coco Arquette? Not quite as surreal as Coco Cox; unless she's emulating her mom and going by Coco Cox Arquette...
While going through the directory for physicians one time, I ran across an ob/gyn with the name of Dr. Seymour Weiner. Also, when I was looking for a house, the realtor took me to a doctor's house that was up for sale...Dr. Ill. His estate was selling the property.
Here are the names if you don't want to click the links: Peter Assman Dr. Anil Reddy Harry Cocks Gay McNutt Beaver Dick Park (Madison WI) Dick Blood (ouch!) Matt Haryasz Reinhardt Adolfo Fuck Ellen F Jackofsky Ph.D. Dr. Anil Kumar Dikshit Harry C. Beaver MD Senator Tiny Kox (Socialist Party, Netherlands) Andre L. Tits
I had a classmate in highschool named Long Dong, I always thought that'd be a cool name to grow up with, could you imagine meeting a girl for the first time and introducting yourself with this name?
I had a differential equations professor that was Dr. Elvan Akin-Bohner. I eventually had to drop the class because for some reason I couldn't take her serious.