Well, I'm not going to delete your post, but I wanted you to know that I disagree with much of it as I wasn't venting with anger which your post implied. Furthermore, I've never drank alcohol so that rubbed me the wrong way.
I'm having a bigger issue with the USPS than I am Amazon. I have far too many packages that make it to Detroit in a couple of days then sit there for another 4-7 days before they're delivered. I understand there is a pandemic, but it's June 10th now and things should be better for package...