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Amateurs.... Woman Breast-Feeds Pit Bull Here's one way to make sure your dog loves you: breast-feed it. Kura "Kat" Tumanako, who lives in Hastings, a small town on New Zealand's North Island, gave birth to a baby girl at the end of August. But, as she explained to the New Zealand Herald...

Kennedy played for the Lakers? The things you learn in Testy.

The pumpkin has been up all day. Clean your peepers, people!

Removed at request of Supreme Testy Overlord.

I own the SE, but I haven't watched it yet. Pterodactyls? Really? Hmmm.......

Yes, there seems to be an epidemic of uncomfortable drawers among the young women in this thread.

"Yecch" was used at least once on network television here in the US. On the series, "The Golden Girls" in the episode where lead character Dorothy's ex-husband, Stanley, has heart surgery and recouperates at the Girls' house. Stan uses the descriptive word in reaction to the revelation that he...

OK, we've had the Weirdest World Records, now how about the Grossest World Records: The Guinness Book Of World Records celebrated its 100 millionth copy with a big bash in London on Tuesday and a new pocket-sized book - The Best Gross World Records. From scorpion scoffing to eyeball popping...

Ah, here she is...

I've seen her do it. It's a freaky thing.

The Man Who Pooped Too Much - Part 2 Toilet Clogger's Record Wiped Clean The toilet-clogging charge against a Montana college student has been flushed down the drain. As earlier reported, Jared Huffman, 19, was cited for misdemeanor criminal mischief after he bunged up a toilet at a...

The Man Who Pooped Too Much Saturday just wasn't Jesse Huffman's day. First the Great Falls, Mont., 19-year-old was stopped coming over the U.S. border from Canada. Then he was arrested after clogging up a government toilet. "I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get...

It was alright, but there was far too little actual A vs. P action.

Sorry, I was performing this feat after only three hours sleep and after working a 7-hour opening shift at the family store. Two was my limit. But the challenge was successfully met, and strangely enough I don't feel it was a total waste of time...well, OK, maybe "Anacondas" was a total waste...

I really want to go to the movies tomorrow. Do I dare attempt the extremely treacherous Alien vs. Predator / Anacondas double feature maneuver? Is someone willing to spot me and drag me from the theater if my brain starts leaking out my ears and I begin to drool copiously? :D

Store Chain Insults Entire State...Again CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) — The governor of West Virginia doesn't think a retailer's jokes about his state are very funny. Governor Bob Wise says he intends to do something about a new Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirt that says: "West Virginia — No Lifeguard...

Salad, the new Finger Food? NEW YORK -- A New York woman reportedly has filed a $3 million lawsuit against a midtown Manhattan restaurant after she found a finger tip and nail in her salad. The New York Post reported that the lawsuit filed in Manhattan State Supreme Court said the incident...

Heck, these bunnies can do it in only 30 seconds: 30-Second Theater: Film Re-Enactments by Bunnies :D

Nice Outfit, Wrong Event ATHENS, Greece (AP) — A tutu-clad Canadian who jumped into the Olympic diving pool after a competition was convicted Wednesday of interrupting the games and sentenced to five months in jail. He was released pending an appeal. Ron Bensimhon, 31, of Montreal, jumped off...

If you don't want to watch the movie, just say so. :D

"No Dogs Allowed" at new Cat Cafe NEW YORK - Dressed in a tuxedo, Simba sat at the front of one of Manhattan’s newest dining establishments and nodded at people who greeted him. Then he yawned, began to roll on the floor and lick his paws. That’s acceptable behavior at the Meow Mix Café, a...

Look for the beer necessities The simple beer necessities Forget about your worries and your strife I mean the beer necessities Old Mother Nature's recipes That brings the beer necessities of life Wherever I wander, wherever I roam I couldn't be fonder of my big home The hops are...

Plain Plastic Wrapper WAUKESHA, Wisconsin (AP) — A prankster tightly wound plastic wrap around traffic poles across a two-lane road, causing a motorcycle accident that injured two people. Daniel Buckel, and his girlfriend, Theresa Brzykcy, were riding south of Waukesha on Tuesday when their...

I thought that was Close Encounters of the Sixty-Ninth kind?

Dirty Drawers Cause Emergency, Results in Fine ERIE, Pa. (AP) — A man who soiled his underwear and tried to dispose of the evidence by tossing it over the fence of the city's largest reservoir has been fined $5,000. The city bomb squad and hazardous materials crew responded after an Erie Water...

Unfortunately, no. :laugh:

The Oakpie asks, the Oakpie gets... Bank Robber Nabbed by Fashion Police COLLIERVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — The robber in the green sundress could have used a little fashion help, witnesses agreed. Police were searching Tuesday for a man who robbed a bank while wearing a woman's wig and dress. "It...

Naked Croquet All the Rage in Oregon ASHLAND, Ore. (AP) — You might not expect a lot of excitement in a game of croquet — unless it's played in the buff. Some protesters in Ashland, Ore., gave a new wrinkle to the civilized sport, by playing croquet in the nude — on the lawn of the municipal...

Home Depot Customers Beat Each Other Over Shopping Cart VINELAND, N.J. (AP) — A dispute over a pushcart at a Home Depot store escalated into a duel between two patrons armed with 2-by-4 boards, leaving one of them with a wound to his chin and both under arrest. Police charged Wei Sun, 45, of...

* crickets surreptitiously peeing in Ron-P's beer *