I know Parker, it can't be hepled. You could have the search button flashing, and it probably still wouldn't help. I just used this way to vent, as I thought it would be more pleasant than other ways ;).
Well, I supposed it could be titled, "How to use the SEARCH function". It just seems so many threads daily are started in the Software section that people could easily find their answers (or a thread already on the topic) instead of posting a whole new thread.