Gotta resurrect this thread (compliments to Scooter for tracking it down).
So... what about deep-fried Twinkies ? Those will etch a tombstone faster than marrying Liz Taylor.
I just bought a deep fryer for the sole purpose of home-made chicken wings - Durkee's Red Hot Sauce rules on wings !
How long can you use the oil, then how do you discard it ?