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  1. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    Why were the two feminine-looking boys wearing red lipstick in the night scenes? This was something my parents noticed.
  2. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    Anyway, dinosaurs...
  3. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    World War D!
  4. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    I wonder how much opportunity a mosquito would have to suck the blood of an ocean-dwelling mosasaurus?
  5. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    They could have a future Earth where only a few non-speaking humans exist. Then you have a variety of velociraptors who now ride on horseback and carry rifles and nets and catch the humans (all because Chris Pratt trained them so many thousands of years ago). Then an astronaut from the past...
  6. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    What bothers me about all these movies is that in order for them to exist, characters must make the stupidest decisions ever made by a human. And then inevitably pay for it. The next one should be called Jurassic Moon. Scientists decide to build a space station on the moon and populate it with...
  7. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    There is a profound sense of wonder in each of these trailers. I wonder how this got green-lit...
  8. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    I can't help but associate Bryce Dallas Howard with crap-ass movies that turned out to be huge missed opportunities.. See: Spider-Man 3, Terminator Salvation, The Village, Lady in the Water, et. al. This clip isn't helping matters. Damn if she isn't a ringer for a much younger Dr. Beverly...
  9. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    The school cut you from the team?!
  10. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    Golly, I sure hope Chris Pratt doesn't jump the Tylosaurus à la the Fonz in Happy Days' worst turn of events.
  11. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    I wonder if all the dinosaurs in these movies were engineered to suffer from acute propecia. There's nary a feather to be found on these critters, in stark contrast to the fossil record.
  12. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    I just noticed that the iOS HTF mobile application reveals spoiler tag content on the forum post screen.lol at the new dino name, though. This movie is gonna suck.
  13. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    It remains to be seen if this movie actually jumps the shark with the intelligent "new dinosaur" idea. It already flat-out ate the shark.If Henry Winkler shows up on a motorcycle behind Chris Pratt and the raptors, we'll have our answer.BTW did anyone ever play "Trespasser," the 1997 Lost...
  14. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    This series has become the Friday the 13th of dinosaur movies. You come into each installment hoping for something more to open up the world, but in the end it's just Jason hacking up people we don't care about for no reason.
  15. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    If another giant asteroid hits the Earth at the end of this movie and wipes out 90% of life on Earth, I'll give them kudos for poetic license.
  16. Jonathan Perregaux

    Jurassic World (2015)

    Not impressed. Abort/Retry/Fail?
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