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  1. Jeremy Anderson

    HTF EARLY REVIEW: "Driven" - The next demo disc!

    I bought this... and not a single pork product! I felt so ROBBED! But the sound was great... and the video quality is outstanding. Stallone's screenplay... well... ugh. This movie really could have used more bacon or pork loin.
  2. Jeremy Anderson

    HTF EARLY REVIEW: "Driven" - The next demo disc!

    I think the biggest problem with Ron's reviews is that he always fails to mention whether the movie contains any good pork scenes. I mean, yeah yeah the sound is reference and blah blah blah... but do any of the actors enjoy some bacon during the movie? Sure, the video's excellent and there...
  3. Jeremy Anderson

    HTF EARLY REVIEW: "Driven" - The next demo disc!

    Luckily, Ron's still receiving all those free pork products... so expect good reviews of his next batch of bacon! I GAVE IT TWO THUMBS UP!
  4. Jeremy Anderson

    HTF EARLY REVIEW: "Driven" - The next demo disc!

    As if my previous allegorical statements about pork didn't make my feelings on DRIVEN clear, I will clarify: I like the movie XANADU. I couldn't tell you why, but that movie just entertains the hell out of me. However, when I'm watching the movie, I accept that in real life people can not...
  5. Jeremy Anderson

    HTF EARLY REVIEW: "Driven" - The next demo disc!

    Personally, I'm offended at the thought of someone taking kickbacks. I like pork... but I assure you all that I am not receiving any money to advocate pork products to the members of this forum, and I resent the accusation. Nor am I receiving any free pork products... products such as...
  6. Jeremy Anderson

    HTF EARLY REVIEW: "Driven" - The next demo disc!

    But the bigger question is: How does pork figure into the movie? I mean, does Stallone slide his car to a halt and then say "Hey, that was a good race... I sure could use some bacon." Or maybe "Hey, when we were racing through the city and sewer covers were flying, I sure did get a hankering...
  7. Jeremy Anderson

    HTF EARLY REVIEW: "Driven" - The next demo disc!

    I'll be buying Driven, because I like cheesy movies with great sound, and I'm sure I'll get at least $19.99 worth of entertainment from this one. Hey, I like to watch WING COMMANDER from time to time, and that movie couldn't have been any cheesier... So I'll be watching Driven at extremely...
  8. Jeremy Anderson

    HTF EARLY REVIEW: "Driven" - The next demo disc!

    Despite all the bickering here, I just want to take this opportunity to express MY opinion: I LIKE PORK. It just plain tastes good. Some people don't eat it, for religious reasons and what not, but I just can't get enough of that lovely white salty meat. Give me the ass end of a pig any day...
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