Got to be health conscious somewhere amidst all the crap I eat. Just kidding. I just like the taste of it and got used to buying it so I just don't bother with butter anymore.
Numer One on the Run Special
Slice of white bread, the softer the better
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Knife
Large cup of Kool-Aid
Take white bread and liberally cover with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
Roll into a ball in the palm of your hand.
Toss in the air.
Catch in the mouth...