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  1. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    If it were just "really hot days" or "really really hot days", then I might go with slow drivers, but it is "really Really Really hot days" with unnecessary capitalization and everything, so that is my vote for the winner. Brad
  2. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    last picked hearing Ace of Base over and over again Speedos Brad
  3. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    MAR...Sploda...Shaving Brad
  4. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    There's something wrong with the drivers for my wireless modem card, because sometimes it seems to run slower than the advertised capability and others times it freezes up completely. That's pretty uncool. (Pssssst. Hey Brad. He means automobile drivers) Oh. Yeah, they suck too. I have...
  5. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    getting a broken boner while shaving Brad
  6. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    dozing..commercials...mayo Brad
  7. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    MAR...tax...Speedos Brad
  8. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    Hot...disco...massacre. News at 11. Brad
  9. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    Teenagers & slow drivers Brad
  10. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    Round 1 - Bracket 5 Going all in with pocket Aces, and losing to a 2-8 off suit Even if the 8-2 was the first to bluff with an all in wager, there's no way that isn't called with wired aces, and it's just awful luck to lose that hand. If the 8-2 called the aces all-in bet, then the game...
  11. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out you're old enough to be her father I don't have any medical testing results, but I'd guess that my sperm was viable for fertilization between the ages of 12 or 13. Therefore, my theoretical limit for "old enough to be her father"...
  12. Brad Porter

    Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

    Is there a pooping monkey at stake here? 1) Urkel 2) Mayonnaise 3) Speedos 4) Back hair Don't believe me? Picture Urkel with back hair wearing only a speedo and rubbing mayonnaise on himself. Not very cool, now is it? Brad
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