Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night (been there, done that too many times!) commercials at the start of movies sweat pit stains on shirts (hey, I like mayonnaise!) :)
Really, really hot days (Come down to the South, where it's summertime all the way through Christmas!) Disco Jumping over seats at a baseball game to take away a foul ball from the 4-year-old in front of you (That guy was a complete idiot for doing that.)
My picks for the current brackets: People who get in the express lane with too many items Nonsense blah, blah, blah in work meetings Throwing up in your mouth (Yuck!)
Sumo wrestlers in thongs. Urkel in a thong. Jabba the Hutt in a thong. Teenagers running their mouths off during an entire 2-hour movie, making smart-ass MST3K comments during the entire film. (This actually happened when I went to see "X-Men 2" last year. Thank goodness for DVDs!)...