Hmm.
Well the criteria may be 'objective' but the answers are not. I take it you were being somewhat tongue in cheek in your original post.
You cannot objectively say Citizen Kane wins out in any of these.
If you were being 100% serious then I pity you, as you no doubt do me.
Theo...
Hey Jack, what are the 'objective criteria' by which films can be judged, and which puts Citizen Kane on top?
Theo
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