Recent content by Brian Kissinger

I don't know about anyone else, but for me it boils down to my mood at the given moment. I have honestly felt the same as almost every single poster at one point in time or another. Also, many (not all I stress....but many) of these posts in question are a "gut reaction" to a film. A good...

Zombie Strippers (2008) Jay Lee This film was languishing down at the bottom of my "to-do list" until my sister gave me a call and said (and I quote) "This is the greatest thing I've seen in forever." Now, I hold this particular sister's opinion on movies in pretty high regard so I had to...

I managed to hit my goal dead on. 31 Total movies 13 New Viewings 1. Lost Boys:The Tribe At least I saw boobs 2. Captivity There's 2 hours I'll never get back 3. Undead or Alive Crap on a stick 4. Wrestlemaniac Spatterific 5. Bikini Bloodbath At least I saw boobs 6. Jaws Horrific...

Evil Dead (1981) Evil Dead 2 (1987) Army of Darkness (1992) Sam Raimi I don't really have anything new to add, these are just some of my favorite films. I love how the theme changes from each film from horror, to comedy, to adventure. Horrorific Darkness (2002) Jaume Balagueró...

Saw I through IV (2004-2007) James Wan (I) & Darren Lynn Bousman (II-IV) I'm lumping all these together to save space and time. My son and I decided to have a marathon with these. That made the viewing much better. I figure he'll be out the house by next Halloween, so we had some good old...

Pumpkinhead (1988) Stan Winston Pumpkinhead is pretty much a classic in my book. I first discovered this little gem in the middle of my "horror-hungry" teen years where I would watch anything horror related. And compared to many others coming out around this time (the Puppet Master series...

Stupid Teenagers Must Die (2006) Jeff C. Smith This craptastic title is also known as Blood & Guts, but the filmmakers later changed the title because Blood & Guts evoked undelivered expectations. While this film certainly isn't horrible for a very low budgeter, the title Stupid Teenagers...

Satan's Storybook (1989) Michael Rider One of my favorite old school porn stars, Ginger Lynn (who does not get naked :frowning: ), kidnaps the devil's bride to take her to some holy ground and kill her....thus destroying the antichrist before he's even conceived.....or something like that...

Jaws (1975) Steven Spielberg Jaws never gets old. Wish I could say the same for the sequels. Horrific Jaws 2 (1978) Jeannot Szwarc It's been probably at least 15 years since I last saw this one. Time did nothing to improve it. Not bad (especially compared with some of the...

Wrestlemaniac (2006) Jesse Baget This is the reason why I sit through so many cruddy B movies. Every so often you find a fun one. A group of youngsters decide to head down to Mexico to film a porno. When they learn they're near La Sangre de Dios, a Mexican Ghost town, they naturally have...

Because I bore so easily, this year I will be using custom ratings for fun. Horrific...This is the top dog Spatterific...Perhaps not the best film, but fun and watchable Kind of wish I'd took a nap...Not exactly horrible There's 2 hours I'll never get back....not much redeeming value here...

"Who are they?" "Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care." "And these?" "These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink." "I don't know who I am." "Do you...

As always, it's been fun. My goal was to get at least one more than last year (31) and I made it. Yay me. All told, 29 first viewings. Final List 1. Freeze Frame C 2. The Lost Boys B 3. Bubba Ho-Tep A- 4. The Messengers F 5. Cannibal Holocaust C 6. When a Stranger Calls (2006) D 7...

Zombie Campout (2002) Joshua D. Smith This was one of those SteveGon recommendations. For the first half, it was pretty hard to get through. But as the film went on, some things that bugged me were revealed to be purposeful. All in all, not too terrible for a shot-on-video production...

Battleground (2006) Brian Henson These next three are all from the Nightmares & Dreamscapes series. Battleground tells the tale of a hitman who had the unfortunate task of whacking a toy maker. Of course, toys come to life and kick ass. Nothing really new here, but it was kinda neat to see...