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#1 of 14 OFFLINE   Scott Weinberg

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Posted April 08 2003 - 08:39 PM

Just kidding.

#2 of 14 OFFLINE   Nick Sievers

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Posted April 08 2003 - 09:17 PM

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I just knew it had to be a joke.
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#3 of 14 OFFLINE   SteveGon

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Posted April 09 2003 - 02:34 AM

[crumples up extensive list and throws it away]Dammit![/crumples up extensive list and throws it away]

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#4 of 14 OFFLINE   JonZ

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Posted April 09 2003 - 02:44 AM

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#5 of 14 OFFLINE   Zen Butler

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Posted April 09 2003 - 03:02 AM

Buttman in Rio
Buttman's in Budapest
Anabolic World.........

:b I had pen and paper ready also
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#6 of 14 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted April 09 2003 - 03:58 AM

I'm in...whoops. Um, I was kidding, of course. Yeah, kidding.:b
GIR, UNLEASH THE MONKEY!
MONKEY!
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#7 of 14 OFFLINE   Walt Riarson

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Posted April 09 2003 - 08:06 AM

Damn.

I stay away from the HTF for a while, and miss out on all the cool drafts. And the only one I can get in on from the beginning ends up being a joke. Damn.

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#8 of 14 OFFLINE   Wes C

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Posted April 09 2003 - 08:33 AM

hahaha. Good one Steve!Posted Image


It had me for a second.

#9 of 14 OFFLINE   Jack Briggs

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Posted April 09 2003 - 08:34 AM

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#10 of 14 OFFLINE   Elizabeth S

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Posted April 09 2003 - 09:10 AM

Made me look! Posted Image

#11 of 14 OFFLINE   Dome Vongvises

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Posted April 09 2003 - 09:50 AM

I can't believe I fell for it.
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#12 of 14 OFFLINE   Brian Kissinger

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Posted April 09 2003 - 10:35 AM

Dammit! Pornography is no laughing matter. Pornography is to be taken seriously and in large doses. I want to tell you a true story. This one time, my wife was at work and the kids were at Grandma's and I decided to go rent a movie or two. Well I happened to notice the ADULT room. [Edited For Content] and all I could tell her was that I didn't purchase the donkey, I only rented him and I didn't know she was going to make banana bread. That was not cool.
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#13 of 14 OFFLINE   SteveGon

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Posted April 09 2003 - 10:41 AM

It's a good thing I don't like bananas...

#14 of 14 OFFLINE   Steeve Bergeron

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Posted April 09 2003 - 12:15 PM

Damn you, Scott! You just cannot finish a draft! Posted Image




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