Crap! I'm over 30 and I've done tons of those things (sleep on a futon.. check. Pull an all-nighter? at least once a month. Eat a whole pizza in one sitting...) Damn. The whole bit with teen-wolf vs. the kindergarten kids.. CLASSIC. I loved everything about Marshall believing in keeping...
I'm waiting for this to have a dark, twist ending: "So, you're wondering how I knew all of these nice, fun people we all loved, and yet I married this person that turned into a complete psychopath and we're hiding in the basement, on a couch, telling you about how life was before this woman you...
Now that Alyson Hannigan is pregnant in real life (due in the spring) it will be interesting to see how they handle this in the show; whether they put her behind things constantly to hide it, or if they write in the pregnancy into the show.
Unless he's trying to tell them something like.. you've always thought she was your aunt, but I have to tell you now, she's your mother.. after all, who the hell sits down with teenage kids to tell how they met their mom.. unless there is something difficult about the story - thus the need for...
Or, maybe he's trying to explain something really complex. Robin is their biological mother but he married someone else.. or, he & Robin got married and auntie-Robin is their surrogate mother ;)