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Marge - "I think there's something different about Bart these days..." Homer - "New glasses?" Marge - "Hmmm...no. He just seems so sad." Homer - "He probably misses his old glasses." Seb ------------------ "You know what the difference between you and me is? I make this look good."

I thought I'd resurrect this thread with a quotation from an episode on this afternoon. It was the one in which Skinner and Krababble fall in love. Chalmers - "Skinner, would you come down from there? The whole town is in an uproar." Skinner - "No! Not until you acknowledge and celebrate our...

From last night's episode with Mr. Burns' son: Larry: "Hi, I'm Larry, Mr. Burns' son, I'm here to see him." Smithers: "Well, Larry, Mr. Burns doesn't have a son and if he wants to look at someone he will do so through a high-powered telescope." Burns: "What is the meaning of this? How dare...

From the Tamacco episode: Chief Wiggum pulls up to the Tamacco stand. Ralph gets out: Homer: "Would you like a tomacco sample?" Wiggum: "Go ahead Ralphie, accept the treat from the stranger." Ralph - tastes it, spits it out: "It tastes like grandma!" Seb ------------------ "You know what...

In the film festival one: After Jay Sherman insults McBane on his show McBane approaches Jay on the street with an assault rifle moments after Jay finishes reading Marge Simpson's invitation to Springfield: Rainier Wolfcastle: Hey! Sherman, I just realised you insulted me on your show, now you...

From the one where Lisa becomes a vegitarian: Troy McLure: "Alright Billy, let's head over to the killing floor!" Billy: "Ahh!" Troy: "Don't let the name throw you Billy, its really more of a grate that allows things to pass through it." From some ep that I can't remember the rest of: Kent...

I'll help keep the thread alive, again, I've lost count of the number of posts I've made on this thread. I love the Simpsons! Keep it alive! From the one with Powersauce bars and the Murderhorne: -McBane movie-- McBane: "McBane to base. Under attack from Comi-Nazis." BOOM! Back of the plane...

7th post: From the Halloween sketch where Bart and Lisa raise the dead: Lisa: "Dad! We've done something horrible!" Homer: "Did you wreck the car?" Lisa: "No, worse." Homer: "Did you raise the dead?" Lisa: "Yes." Homer: "But the car's ok? Right?" Fleeing zombies in their house...

6 posts and counting A couple from tonights ep: Cleaning out the organ pipes: Bart: "There's no such thing as a soul, its just one of those things parents made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man, and Michael Jackson. Later on at Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag: Moe: "Hiya folks and welcome to...

My 5th post in this thread: In the one where Milhouse's parents get divorced: Boss - "Kirk, crackers are a family food. We don't know if single people eat crackers. Frankly, we don't want to know." Kirk - "So that's it! After 20 years so long, good luck?" Boss - "I don't recall saying good...

Some more from the one where Skinner and Krababble date: Mrs. Skinner: "I collect pitures of cake. It all started back in 1923 when Good Housekeeping published a picture of a lovely Lady Baltimore." Bart: "You wouldn't happen to have any real cake around here would you?" Mrs. Skinner: "Oh my...

I'll keep the thread alive with my third post: Homer as the food critc: Newspaper tour guide: "This newspaper was started in 1903 by Johnny Newspaper-Seed, a young boy who went around the country founding newspapers." Homer: "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" Tour guide (has a look of...

Here's another one from last night's ep: Marge: "I volunteered down at the Church." Bart: "Why would you do that?" Marge: "Guilt, I guess." Homer: "Volunteering is for suckers! Did you know that so called volunteers don't get paid?" From another one of last night's eps: Bob: "What do you...

In the one where Homer is accused of sexual harrassment: Kent Brockment - "Here we are in hour 72 of our round-the-clock Simpson watch, remember to tune tonight when we review the highlights of the day like when the mailman came, and when Marge Simpson put out the cat, possibly because it was...