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Can't let this thread die. Here are some from an episode on yesterday. [i]Bart After Dark[/b] TV Announcer: We interrupt this cartoon for a special report. Homer: Someone found my keys! Belle: Are you wearing a grocery bag? Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Homer: Where is Bart anyway? His...

paraphrasing From the Mr. Plow Episode after Homers commercial airs at 3am: Homer: Now we play the waiting game...pause...Oooh, lets play Hungry, Hungry Hippo instead. --------------------- Homer taliking to a door-to-door insurance salsema: Salseman:Sir, you can't put a price on your...

From the monorail episode... Marge: Homer, there are a pack of opossums in this closet. Homer: I call the big one bitey! ------------------