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I just came across this one and I had to post it: TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute! Homer: (dials the number) Voice: You... have reached... the Coach's... Hot-... Homer: Line. Voice: Line. Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach. Voice: In the...

Scott, That was one of the funniest scenes ever. I believe the exact quote was: Rainier: "My eyes...the goggles do nothing!" I was literaly rolling on the floor. Another scene that had me on the floor was from Lisa's Date With Density: Back in class, the note is passed to Nelson. Nelson...

Bart attends a film exhibition of one of the early Radioactive Man episodes. Radioactive Man: Ah, these Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves that I need to combat evil. Fallout Boy: Gee willikers, Radioactive Man. Wished I was old enough to smoke Laramies. Radioactive Man...

Here are all of the prank calls made to Moe... They always crack me up: Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here? Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff! Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely! Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques...

For all of you Pulp Fiction fans out there - From 22 Short Films About Springfield: Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night -- Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the McDonald's. I, I never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in...

One of my favorite episodes has to be Bart's Inner Child: Homer: Tramapoline! Trampopoline! ...and later on in that episode: Todd: Each leap brings us closer to God. Rod: Catch me, Lord, catch me! [They collide and fall onto the ground] What have we done to make God angry...