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[During a telethon. Rupert Murdoch answers the phone] Murdoch: $10,000! Thank you, you've saved my network! [Cut to Bart on the other end of the phone] Bart: Wouldn't be the first time.

(Homer drinking a beer) Mmmmm. You can really taste the goat.

Homer: "My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r..."

Stonecutter episode: Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know. There is. And it's me.

Young Homer combing his hair. A few get stuck in the comb. "Oops. Well, plenty more where that came from."

Homer: Must Kill Moe. Wheeeeee. Must kill moe. Wheeeee.

Bart: "I didn't know you knew Luke Perry." Krusty: "Pfft. Know him? He's my worthless half-brother." Lisa: "He's a big TV star." Krusty: *scoffing* "Yeah, on FOX."

Marge: Why don't you eat some fruit? Homer: What about purple? Purple is a fruit. :D

I will keep this damn thread alive on my OWN!!!:angry: George Bush and Bill Clinton are revealed to be the Aliens Kang and Kodos, right before the election(Treehouse of horror VII): Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're nothing but hideous space reptiles...

Blatantly borrowed from a simpson's site: HOMER to Grandpa: We'll put you in a home GRANDPA: But you already put me in a home HOMER: Okay, we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes GRANDPA: I'll be good

Mel Gibson: HI EVERYBODY! [Silence] Dr. Nick: Hi Mel Gibson!

Homer in his car, singing to himself: [to the tune of the flintstones theme] Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's a face right out of historeeee. From the. . .Town of Springfield. . .He's about to hit a chestnut treeeee. AH!

One of my faves: (From the Evil Krusty Doll Halloween Ep) Old man: Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible curse. Homer: Ooo, that's bad. Old man: But it comes with a free serving of frozen yogurt! Homer: That's good! Old man: The frozen yogurt is also cursed. Homer...

Willie: It's the Shinning! Bart: Don't you mean Shining? Willie: Ssh. Yah wanna get sued?

Comic Book Guy:[Reading a comic] Aquaman, you cannot marry wonder woman, you are from different worlds! [Meteor flies towards him.] Ooohhh I've wasted my life. :D

Can it really be true, I've been an HTF member all this time and only now discovered this thread? (Paraphrased) Burns: Land the plane down there, Smithers! Smithers: But you're flying the plane, sir. Burns: Excellent. ------------------ There are [at least] 21 paths to the top of the...