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When the child wellfare agency comes to the Simpson household and find Maggie drinking out of the dog bowl while a note is taped to her chest that says "I'm a stupid baby." Child Welfare Agent: "Stupid babies need the most help."

Forgive the inaccuracies: From a Halloween episode: Marge: "Without warning I was abducted by aliens!" flashback to- Alien Spaceship: "Warning! Warning! Prepare to be abducted!" When the family moved to Cypress Creek (upstate somewhere): Homer: "I tackled a loafer at work today." When...

From my personal favorite episode: You Only Move Twice... Hank Scorpio: "Like my shoes? Look in your closet, you've got a pair just like 'em. Don't like 'em, then neither do I!" Scorpio takes off his shoes and hurls them. Hank Scorpio: "Good-bye shoes! Did you ever see a man say good-bye to...