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Neil Armstrong's agent: People! This man was REALLY on the moon!!! Mrs. Krabappel: Who cares! Neil A: This is one small step towards me firing your ass. Movie Theater Consessioneer: We're not allowed to put butter in the Milk Duds Homer: You're also not allowed to return to work without...

Homer: Oh, it's true! I AM a bad father! Patty: You're also fat. Homer: I'm also fat! Kent Brockman: It looks like the end for the venerable "Itchy and Scratchy" program. For years, TV critics such as yours truly have waited for cracks to appear in the shows hilarious façade. Last night our...

Here are my quotes! Bart (singing to the tune of the overture from "Carmen): Toreador, oh don't spit on the floor, use a cuspidor, that's what it's for. Krusty (upset): Is it a crime to bet on sporting events? Judge: Yes it is! Animatronic Children (singing): Duff beer for me, Duff beer for...