Agnes Skinner "You failed, Seymour. What is it with you and failure?" Agnes Skinner: "Seymour, tell these people we're going ahead of them." Principal Skinner: "I'm not the principal of the line, mother." Agnes Skinner: "And you never will be." Agnes Skinner: "That dog's a coward. And...
Snake Snake: "I'm gonna win you back, even if it means I got to pistol whip this dude all night." Homer: "Pistol whip?" [imagines himself eating whipped cream from a pistol] Homer: "Hmm, pistol whip... " Mayor Quimby: "Where's that gun-toting maniac when you need him?" Snake...
Sorry for the hold-up. Otto "Wow! I've never been referred to as an adult before. I've been tried as one." "They call 'em "fingers," but I never see 'em fing. Oh wait, there they go."
Ned Flanders Flanders: "Homer, I think you hit something." Homer: "I hope it was Flanders!" "Oh, the network slogan is true! Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!" Ned Flanders: "The Lord has drowned the wicked and spared the righteous!" Maude Flanders: "Isn't that Homer...