I saw a snipet on the web that said [the tire company] was offering to pay for anyone with the last name Dunlop, to legally change their last name to "Dunlop-tire". They would also receiver either a discount on or one set of free tires. This was a promotional stunt due to a significant...
Well, considering my name is John, I don't think it gets any more basic than that, unless my last name was Smith. :) I have no problem with my name, though some say I don't look like a "John". No toilet comments, thank you. :rolleyes
I always liked the name Zaphod Beeblebrox. ;)