In America, we aren't allowed to serve hashish with our coffee. Patrons can't simply hallucinate the sensations of bugs swimming around in the coffee, so in order to sate this demand, we sometimes resort to live animals.
Heh, Recently, I've been stopping by whole foods and buying coffee by the quarter pound. Very, very fresh-- the bins are labeled by roasting date. Of course, I do have to remember to restock often. Wouldn't want to suddenly run out.