Should Showtime's the Masters Of Horror series count? They're all stand-alone movies. But they're made for TV movies..... I second the idea of the Sci-Fi movie challenge!
My prediction is that the Final Destination franchise will quickly turn into direct-to-video "porn for gore hounds". Complete with using the same actresses in multiple volumes (sometimes they'll even die more than once per film). Spoken lines will continue to get fewer and fewer...... "Gee, I...
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red 10/31 - And so on Halloween proper I wrap-up the 2006 Scary Movie Challenge with film #31 (assuring my place in coach-potato fame, and getting my...
Different strokes for different folks I guess. I also hate, HATE The Blair Witch Project with a passion. I even sent my ticket stub to the Haxan company and asked for my $7 back (never heard from them). The film grossed some $140,000,000+ dollars in the US alone, so clearly my tastes in film...
And really thats the only reason the film was made. Made the audience question why it was made. The problem is that the film, sans philosophy, is terrible. The audience doesn't ask themselves "why is violence entertaining?" they ask themselves "Why haven't I gouged-out my own eyes to escape more...
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red Interview With A Vampire (1994) - When Tom Cruise grabs a corpse and starts dancing around the room while singing in Italian, we see a hint of the man...
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red The Exorcist (1973) - The Exorcist is no normal horror movie. The level of skill among everyone involved is abundant in such quantities that you'd be...
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red Dellamorte Dellamore / Cemetery man (1994) - Its not easy being the caretaker of the cemetery in Buffalora: First you're swamped with work because a...
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red Tales From The Darkside: The Movie (1990) - A horror anthology, that while named for the TFTDS series (1984-1988), doesn't remake any of the TV...
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red Jaws (1975) - Jaws.... Wow if you haven't seen Jaws, I don't know what to say. Quin probably says it best "You go in the cage ... cage goes in the...
You're right. Night Watch isn't a very good film since it practically requires reading the book first. But the filmmakers also made unneccesary changes to the story....seemingly to make it more complex & convulted. It seriosuly needed a DI (designated idiot) & morpheus. Keanu: "What is the...
Well I had already read the book, so the movie made sense to me (as much sense as a Law&Order:Harry Potter could possibly make). If you haven't read the book? Well I guess its all just loud noises and pretty flashing lights after the opening bridge fight.
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red Danza Macabre / Castle of Blood (1964) Local skeptic makes bet that he can spend a night in a haunted castle. Now he's trapped until dawn and the...
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red 10-24. Viy or Seed Of Evil (1967) I haven't seen alot of Russian cinema. This movie makes #3 along with Night Watch and Alexander Nevsky. This movie...
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red 10-24. I've solved Fallout® (again). My 14 day trial to World of Warcraft® has expired (I'm shocked it ran at all with my eMac's 32Mb videocard), and...
I'm having trouble. Even titles that I'm sure nobody else in America has on their queue (VIY, the 30 year old russian horror movie), there is still a 3 day 'sittting on it" period in between them recieving a title and shipping the next one out in the mail. And they'll have me redirect all my...
If we're counting adult films I'm totally gonna rent a copy of Nightmare on Porno Street, in which Eddy the janitor enters highschool students dreams psoing as beautiful women to f*ck them stupid.
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red 10/20 - Los Sin Nombre / The Nameless (1999) - I rented this one on a suggestion from Netflix. One of Balaguero's other films The Darkness, while...
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red 10/19 - Its the 20th and I'm only down 15 titles! I'm gonna have to hustle to get all 31. And I still have 2 disks of Battlestar Galactica to catch up...
So far this challenge I've been watching alot of 70's european films. And I've come to the conclusion that modern horror is alot tamer than it used to be in the past. Sure the blowtorch in Hostel caught me totally by suprise, but the Final Destination or Saw franchises? The violence seems almost...
I finished Lucio Fulci's Conquest. I can't count it as a horror movie because its sword & sorcery ( I assumed Lucio Fulci=zombie). But mein Gott I have never imagined such a movie could be made. Its like Make Them Die Slowly knocked-up Deathstalker and the resulting abortion was Conquest. More...
Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red 10/16 - World Of Warcraft® addiction is seriously cutting into my movie watching time. Probably not the best time to buy Fallout® for Macintosh on Ebay...
Why wouldn't they be in Canada? The entire series is Canadian. Just doing what they know best..... (also one of the better werewolf films). Rating system: 1-5 (Awful, Bad, Average, Good, Excellent) 1st time movies listed in bold foriegn language films (personal challenge) in red 10/11...