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M Your mission, 007 -- seduce this woman and learn what you can about her secret organization. M passes Bond a 8x10 glossy photo of Rosie O'Donnell. BOND Ah - Ms. Lovehandle, codename "Loudmouth" -- leader of the Lesbianage Cartel. Based out of San Francisco, with ties to the local...

Courtney Love, in full-on heroin binge mode. BOND So, you've been horse riding I see, Miss...? LOVE (throws up on Bond's shoes) BLEECCH! BOND My name's Bond. James Bond. LOVE (string of incoherent babbling mixed with slurred vulgarities) BOND (moving in close) Do you kiss...