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Guy walks up to me and asks if I have $5,000 for a sandwich. I ask him: "Why do you need $5,000 for just a sammich". :) He tells me, dryly, "Because I want to eat at a drive-in....but I haven't got a car!" :) Courtesy: The Estate Of Jack Benny -- The Greatest Comedian The World Has Ever...

Q --WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? A --Because it scares the hell out of the dog. ---------------------------- Q -- WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? A -- The location of the Dirt Bag. ---------------------------- Q -- HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND ALABAMA...

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A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto." He forgets to switch off the...