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You fogot to add... Homer: Oh, I gotta go now, my weiner kids are listening.

Homer: Less artsy, more fartsy! ------------------ AFI 100 Challenge: 33 Left Last: Frankenstein (3/4) Next: Tootsie HTF Reading Challenge: 8 Left Currently reading: TBD

Lisa: m-e-h...meh. Heh, one of the better of the new episodes. ------------------ AFI 100 Challenge: 34 Left Last: The Manchurian Candidate (2.5/4) Next: The Wild Bunch HTF Reading Challenge: 10 Left Currently reading: Somewhere in the Night: Film Noir and the American City

From last night's episode: Homer: Who are you? Andre Agassi: I'm Andre Agassi. Homer: The wrestler? Made me laugh and I don't know why...

Keepin' it going.. Disc Jockey: Okay, here's another News Flush! (toilet flush sound) Doctors say the life expectancy of the average man is now seventy-six point two years! Homer: (spins out) Seventy-six point two? But I'm already thirty-eight point one! I've wasted half my life! Half...

From tonight's episode: Homer: Urinal cake eroding...eroding...eroding...Gone!

I didn't call this the 'Eternal Simpsons Quote Thread' for nothing. It MUST continue... From the episode where Burns sells the Power Plant to some German interests... Homer: Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchamajigger, I'm nothing! From Power Plant...

Chief Wiggum: This bullet matches the one we pulled out of Mr. Burns! Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for attempted murder. Homer: (getting cuffed) D'oh! Wiggum: Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say "D'oh". ------------------ My DVD Collection...

C'mon there are more Simpsons episodes than posts. We have a long way to go gang! (Homer watches TV. Lisa and Bart walk in, blocking Homer's view of the TV.) Lisa: Dad? (Homer bends his body awkwardly to keep watching) Lisa: Dad! (turns off TV. Homer turn it back on with remote control)...

This thread is my legacy... Smithers: Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones! Burns: Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves. Ramone 1: I'd just like to say this gig sucks! Ramone 2: Hey, up yours, Springfield. Ramone 1...

Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me SUPERMAN! ------------------ My DVD Collection http://www.dvdtracker.com/~tretiak.asp Left Field Sports http://www.leftfieldsports.com

The State lottery is driving everyone crazy. An ad on the TV.... Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer! I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees? I won the lottery, too! (two window washers descend on a scaffold, each with a huge bag of cash) Window washers...

Must...keep...thread...going... Hutz: Mr. Simpson, you've been the boy's father for ten years. Do you really think he could be the leader of a murderous criminal syndicate? Homer: Well, not the leader, I mean... (looks over at Bart. Starts crying) Oh, it's true, it's true! All the pieces...

Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha. Homer: I am not! ------------------ My DVD Collection http://www.dvdtracker.com/~tretiak.asp Left Field Sports http://www.leftfieldsports.com

Apu has come to set things right with Homer.... Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment. Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door] Apu: He's got me there. ------------------ My DVD Collection...

Poor Marge has a gambling problem... Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar! Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar. Marge: Think before you say each word. Homer: You broke a promise to your child. Marge: What? Homer: You...

The ultimate film buff quote from Homer: Homer: Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You...

Nothing can brighten up a dreary day then a Simpsons quote. This thread will provide (hoprefully) a never-ending array of them. So come here and read them and be sure to add them. Sea Captain on the phone: "Call me back, Ishmael!" ------------------ My DVD Collection...