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I stay away from the Rain Forest Cafe, but only because I heard an urban legend that they are not allowed to spray for bugs due to the "forest" portion so all the mall cockroaches eventually wind up living down there......

The problem isn't me being embarassed. It's me sitting there for about an hour and a half and having to hear it three times. By the third time, when the dude said "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest today." I wanted to yell back WGAF?!?!?!?!? Shut up, we heard it two times already.

Yesterday the girlfriend and I decided to attend one of the marginally nicer chains of sit down restaurants. In the hour and 15 minutes we were there, we heard the wait staff sing their version of a happy birthday "song" to 3 seperate people. Complete with the line of clapping waiters and the...