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Another great Itchy & Scratchy title from last night's episode: "From Here To Infirmity" And it's not a quote, but the "Gravey & Jobriath" segment may have been the funniest thing on "The Simpsons" all season. ------------------ Too many DVDs, too little time... Join the HTF Seti@Home Team...

Also from this year's Halloween episode: Homer is devouring the "Hansel & Gretel" witch's candy house: "Mmmmmm, sugar walls" Can't believe they got away with that one!! :) ------------------ Too many DVDs, too little time... Join the HTF Seti@Home Team! AFI 100 Challenge - 41 to go!

Homer, ordering blowfish at the sushi restaurant:

Marge is driving the kids to the Springfield Comics Convention: Lisa: If we don't get to the convention soon, all the good comics will be gone! Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost. Lisa: I think it's sad that you equate friendliness with...

From the very first episode, "Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire" - Marge is writing the family Christmas letter: "Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's. And Bart... Well, we love Bart." Marge is reading Bart's Christmas list: Marge: A tattoo? Homer: A what? Bart: Yeah...

Dr. Hibbert is showing Bart & his parents through an injury ward to try to convince Bart to stop trying to imitate daredevils: Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman. This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match. I won't...

OK, here's a few classic "Itchy & Scratchy Show" titles:Field Of ScreamsBurning Down The MouseFlay Me To The MoonDazed & ContusedSpay AnythingScar Trek: The Next LacerationEsophagus NowWhy Do Fools Fall In Lava?Skinless In SeattleCandle In The WoundPlanet Of The AchesReservoir Cats, w/ Guest...

Time to get some musical quotes in here. Here's some lyrics from the Shari Bobbins episode that had me rolling: Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter, Please be sweet and never bitter. Help us with math and book reports, Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts! Lisa: Bart! (spoken)...

Mayor Quimby to the Springfield Bi-Monthly Sci-Fi Convention:

Bart & Milhouse have come into money and have Apu make them an all-syrup special. Bart:

The Simpsons are in the school auditorium watching the teachers' "talent" show. Bart says: