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What? That's a good, old-fashioned quality film. How the main character was passed over at Oscar time is beyond me. He had it all, range, depth, emotion, and the ability to fart on cue. I actually watched it before I sent it to you. I can't really describe it. It just has to be experienced.:)

Well, it seems as if this bad boy is mine to call. Since I noticed Chuck didn't vote, I took the liberty of checking for his last post, which was like 3 weeks ago. So, since I will not be able to get his address from him to send him his winning dvd, the winner by default is: American Psycho...

OK. It seems as is we may have hit a snafu. John and Chuck, you should try and get someone to come in and vote on your movie.:) If, no vote is forthcoming by later this evening, I guess I'll call her some way or another.

Well, I was coming to call it, and Rich had to go and tie us up.:) So, I'll let her run until a tie-breaking vote is cast. The first vote is the winner.

Man, I'm feeling the love here guys.:D

Oh, and by the way: I will not announce the winner of big pay off until all votes are in. Even if someone guesses it early on, I'm not talking. So, you might as well make a guess.

And American Psycho is our other finalist. THE FINAL! The Criteria That awesome stud Brian Kissinger has finally (after months of your begging) agreed to go on a date with you. You plan on taking him to dinner, and then back to your house to show off your ultimate home theater. The...

Young Frankenstein looks to be unstoppable! ROUND 4, BRACKET 2 The Criteria You work for a major network television company. Your job is to go through the theatrical movies, and edit any unsavory language, and find something clever to put in there instead to make it suitable for all...

And Up in Smoke is our final round 4 entrant. ROUND 4, BRACKET 1 The Criteria You are a writer, with writer's block. No ideas are coming at all. So, you decide to fall "under the influence" and watch a movie for inspiration. Which of the following two films would be most likely to...

And Clerks is our big time winner! ROUND 3, BRACKET 4 The Criteria Here's the set-up. You and your roommate are playing poker. You both have a nasty gambling fetish that is insatiable. Alas, you both are also broke, so you are betting with DVD's. The pot is ripe with 4 DVD'd...

Young Frankenstein gets the win. ROUND 3, BRACKET 3 The Criteria The Academy decides to enlist a new Oscar: "The at first overlooked, but now in retrospect we realize that this is actually a pretty damn good movie" Oscar. Which would you be more surprised to see win the initial...

American Psycho gets the win baby! ROUND 3, BRACKET 2 The Criteria Which collective cast of the following two films would you most like to see on Broadway in a production of Hair? Scavenger Hunt or Young Frankenstein

The Big Lebowski is the winner! ROUND 3, BRACKET 1 The Criteria Which of the following two films do you think would make the best animated, kid's show? American Psycho or The Sweet Hereafter

Clerks is the big winner. ROUND 2, BRACKET 8 a.k.a. the last bracket of Round 2 The Criteria Here's the set-up. You're a big time movie producer. And like the majority of movie producers, you've run out of clever and fresh ideas, so you decide your next project is going to be a sequel...

Scavenger Hunt gets the win. I see that loss of interest in this puppy is beginning to rear its ugly head. Funny thing is, that is why I started this thing to begin with. Damn irony gets the better of me again! ROUND 2, BRACKET 7 The Criteria In a shameless attempt to get some...

Natural Born Killers barely gets the win. ROUND 1, BRACKET 6 The Criteria Here's the set-up. You belong to a cult. The leader of your cult comes up to you and says he's quite impressed with your cult-type activities. So he has an important mission for you. He has good reason to...

The Sweet Hereafter is the champion. ROUND 1, BRACKET 5 The Criteria Here's the set-up. Your spouse finally relents and lets you subscribe to the Playboy channel. On your third night of late night viewing pleasure, you discover what appears to be underpants-gnomes making off with...

Young Frankenstein proves a force to be reckoned with. ROUND 2, BRACKET 4 The Criteria You're like a one-man army, like Charlton Heston in Omega Man. You ever see it? Beauty. You're the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world has been destroyed, like U.S. blew...

American Psycho is the winner! ROUND 2, BRACKET 3 The Criteria Here's the set-up. It's your best pal's birthday, and you totally forgot and blew all your money on a blow up doll. Now, your friendship goes way back to the good ol days when his older sister used to give you the...

Up in Smoke looks to be a true contender. ROUND 2, BRACKET 2 The Criteria Here's the set-up. You are part of a scientific expedition in the Antarctic. You have good reason to believe that one or more of your fellow team members may be infected by a shape-changing alien. Your local...

Pulp Fiction wins this round by one vote. ROUND 2, BRACKET 1 The Criteria Here's the set-up. It's your birthday, and your spouse has surprised you with a hotel room and an extra partner for naughty, love-making debauchery. The three of you have a wild night (or ten minutes if...

Planes, Trains, and, Automobiles gets the win in the nudie bracket.:emoji_thumbsup: ROUND 1, BRACKET 16....Final Match In Round 1 The Criteria Here's the set-up. Steve Guttenberg is coming over for dinner. After dinner, you plan on showing him a movie on your state of the art...

It would seem that The Sweet Hereafter equals sleep. ROUND 1, BRACKET 15 The Criteria Which of the following two films would you have liked to have seen the main character have either a nude scene, or more nude scenes? Remember, no wimping out. Planes, Trains, and, Automobiles...

The Big Lebowski comes through. ROUND 1, BRACKET 14 The Criteria Here's the set-up. It's 4:47 on Friday. Your planning your big weekend (no doubt filled with drunken screenings of some porno called The Big Lebowski) when your boss sways up and informs you that you must work the...

Wow. American Psycho wins this one easy. ROUND 1, BRACKET 13 The Criteria Well, since my pal Mike won the earlier "contest," he picked today's set-up. Here it is. You are 14 again. Your parents have decided you are old enough to stay at home alone, while they go to dinner and other...

Clerks edges out Fight Club in a close one. ROUND 1, BRACKET 12 The Criteria Here's the set-up. You're at the liquor store, stocking back up after that blast two nights before where that crazy Bergeron drank almost everything, and you notice there is a big sale on 151 Rum. Sounds...

Scavenger Hunt kicks all the ass!!!! ROUND 1, BRACKET 11 The Criteria Here's the set-up. You pull a Dog Day Afternoon, meaning that in the midst of robbing a bank, you fuck up and suddenly are surrounded by the police. You quickly take the bank employees hostage. After hours of...

The Third Man wins by the proverbial shit-load. ROUND 1, BRACKET 10 The Criteria In honor of Brad's new "fight" tourney/draft, which of the following collective casts could kick the holy living Hell out of the other one? The Producers or Scavenger Hunt I saw a...