Kevin, I agree with you about playing live. I did it for 10 years with various bands and have even been asked for an autograph on a snare skin! No drug could ever replicate that feeling of playing live and having people beat each other up over your music. Good god I need to get back into a band...
The biggest White Trash gift I ever got was from my Wisconsin side of the family: Two packs of cigerettes. I didn't complain because I smoked them, but come on.
The worst wedding gift I got was a CHECK for 10 dollars! I mean not even cash, but a damn check!
The funniest wedding gift I got was...