Five years later, I found it. Also of note: this thread is the #1 result in google for "snl forever kittens". However, it turns out the video I've been looking for all these years was a Conan O'Brien gag. :laugh:
Need a bit of help. I'm looking for a Saturday Night Live skit. SNL did a skit in the 90s (?) called "Forever Kittens" or similar. It was a mock ad, about a service that would send in clowns to distract your kids, while secretly replacing your boring cat with a new kitten. This way you would...