Your very own pet chicken

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  1. Scott L

    Scott L Producer

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    http://www.subservientchicken.com/

    this chicken will do almost anything you want. examples:

    Michael Jackson dance
    die
    play air guitar
    robot
    snoop dogg

    post any ones you find!
     
  2. DaveF

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    walk like an egyptian
    moonwalk
    hide
    jump
    make dinner (?)
    jump rope (?)
    watch tv
    sleep
     
  3. Magnus T

    Magnus T Supporting Actor

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    Shoot, it didn't want to have sex. [​IMG]
     
  4. Brian Harnish

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    Magnus- LMFAO! You sure? It worked for me. [​IMG]

    Although, I don't know whether I should use that grin for this instance. It *will* censor the "action", though. [​IMG]
     
  5. brentl

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    sneeze
    back/front flip kinda
    masterbate
    scratch balls[​IMG]
    cry
    laugh
    sing
    poo tried
    lay an egg tried
    sit down
    pee on couch
    turn off lights
    do the macarena

    somebody else now

    Brent
     
  6. Randy Tennison

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    Drop and give me 20
    Have a seat and chill out
    Shake your tail feather
    Show me your money maker

    I'm still not sure how this works!

    (and "Take off your clothes" is pretty funny!)
     
  7. MarkHastings

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    It's just playing back a bunch of pre-recorded movie clips.

    You'll notice how (when he's done with an action), he goes back to the same position (i.e. standing in the center of the room). This is so they can cut to an 'inbetween' clip of him just standing there, which just cycles through so it looks like he's waiting for your next command.

    You can tell he's monitoring himself on the tv because he keeps looking at the tv when he's done (to line himself up properly for the video cut)
     
  8. Chris Moe

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    eat yourself
    destroy
    put the pillow on the book shelf
    clean up
    spank yourself
    punch the wall
    use the blanket
    stand on the furniture
    move the chair
    read a book
     
  9. Ricky Hustle

    Ricky Hustle Supporting Actor

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    stand on head
    read a book
    beat it
    fly
    take off the suit
    pluck a feather
     
  10. Chris Moe

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    Some more:

    Vomit
    cartwheel
    kiss me
    take a bong hit
    touch your toes
    breakdance
    do the splits
    shoot up
    pick up
    give me a lapdance
    propose
     
  11. Evelio Figueroa

    Evelio Figueroa Second Unit

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    well, since its a chicken, it does "peck" and "scratch for food"

    N E who, try "punch yourself" and "moon" [​IMG]

    Edit

    Found another one. Its not what you think so get that dirty thought out of your head!! [​IMG]

    "Show me your pecker"

    Edit

    HA!! Found another.

    "Throw the pillows"


    Edit

    This one is wierd.

    "Do a backflip"


    Edit

    "Hit the chair with pillow," and "sword fight,"
     
  12. HienN

    HienN Stunt Coordinator

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    But it will not "cross the street". Arghh... now we'll never know [​IMG]
     
  13. Craig Robertson

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    he'll do the hokey pokey[​IMG]

    but won't defy gravity.[​IMG]
     
  14. Keith Mickunas

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    I didn't think much of his hokey pokey. I also told him to do the chicken dance and he did the macerana.
     
  15. Rob Gillespie

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    hop like a rabbit
    pretend you are swimming
    take a crap (no response)
    sniff your armpt (no response)
    pick up the tv (threw all the cushions onto the floor)
    sit on the black cushion (no response)
    switch off the uplighter (no response)
    stand on your head
    lift your right leg (lifted both wings)
     
  16. Bruce Hedtke

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    I told him to hit himself in the balls and he pretended to be a baseball player. [​IMG]

    Bruce
     
  17. Garrett Lundy

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    hicken does not know Kung-Fu[​IMG]
     
  18. Erik.Ha

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    He did Kung-fu for me...
     
  19. BrianW

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    He's pretty good at impersonating Henry Kissinger.
     
  20. Erik.Ha

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    He plays a pretty mean game of peek a boo...

    Im not sure what he was doing when I asked "what is on your leg?" but I kinda liked it...

    "Eat some burger King" illicits a corporate response...

    He also turns off the lights

    and goes in another room
     

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