Your "Stage" Name (1 Viewer)

[Brett_B]

Rex Joseph

 

[Jason P]

Perry DeVonne

 

[Mike Broadman]

I never had a pet, so mine would be:

Not Applicable Brighton 5th Street

This is why I'm not in porn.

 

[Richard Travale]

Useless Turner
D'oh!!!
Actually I had heard it was your first toy and the road you grew up on in which case my name would be Dr. Zeiss Turner. Much cooler.

 

[Jon_W]

Pookie Fox

 

[Kevin Leonard]

Rockford MacMurtry

I'm ready for my money shot now, Mr. DeMille...

 

[Brook K]

You should make millions with that one Jason! How do you think I afford all these DVDS?
By day, he is mild-mannered Jason Whyte - Occupation: Movie Seat Tester.
But when the sun goes down he becomes - Brook Kennon, International Superstar!!
"You can tell by the way Brook Kennon walks
He's a woman's man, no time for talk"

 

[MichaelPe]

Useless Turner

What kind of a cruel person names their pet "Useless"?

 

[Matthew Chmiel]

Gold Bobolink

 

[Sean Conklin]

Schultz Cady

 

[Jon_B]

Zeke Woody
Kinda funny but true.
Jon

 

[Danny Tse]

Cheesy Palm???

 

[Ryan Donovan]

Wobbly Dinwiddie

I've never considered a career in porn...until now.

 

[JohanK]

Klaus Harding.

Not sure what to make of that name.

 

[PatrickM]

Bronco Winlaw

That could be a decent name for a soap character.

 

[NickSo]

LOL @ Rain...
I am.. Don Cunningham... Wow, sounds pretty good..

 

[Mark Tomlin]

Mine would have been "Nick Cherry". Not bad, but my nephew would have been "Buster Cherry". No lie. That one is priceless.

 

[Neil Joseph]

Keeta Vereker

 

[Brett Hancock]

Mine tops them all

Katie 226th

 

[Jeffrey Forner]

My first pet was our dog named Jack, and I grew up on (and yes this is true) Forner Lane. But Jack Forner is a pretty lame name, isn't it? It certainly doesn't do a good job of disguising my identity either.
In that case, if I were in the porn industry, I think the best name for me would be Jack Fornercator.
What do you think?