Your "Stage" Name

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  1. Brian Kissinger

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    I read somewhere a cool formula for figuring out what a good porn name would be. You take the name of the first pet you ever had, and that's your first name. Take the name of the street you grew up on, and that's your last name. My porn name would be, Bandit Seibt. Not very good. But maybe yours is better?
     
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    SteveGon Executive Producer

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    Uh, Peaches Michigan... [​IMG]
     
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    Well, using your formula it'd be Baron Cather. Using another formula (Middle name + Street) a better one for me would be Wesley Whitehaven [​IMG]
     
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    Mittens Kahoun? [​IMG]
     
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    Spooky Regent
    With a name like that, I don't think that I would have much of a career in porn. [​IMG]
     
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    Since the name of my street was a number (118th street) I guess I will use the first street I lived on with a name. I would be no other than the great Snooky Evergreen
    LMAO
     
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    Would you believe...
    Growing Boy Arroyo?
    {Growing Boy was a 20# cat.}
     
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    Why is everybody volunteering their computer passwords?[​IMG]
    After seeing the movie Willard, I named my hamster Ben.
    The street I lived on was named Dover.
    (Just kidding)
     
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    Smokey Summer!!!
     
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    Penny Flatriver ???
    What the fuck ever that would mean, I think I'll keep my current porn star name [​IMG]
     
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    I grew up on a farm and the road was just a rural route.. If I took the street name I live on now however
    Snowball GardenGrove [​IMG]
    Nope, not gonna go there, wouldn't be prudent!
    ~Kurt
     
  12. Brian Kissinger

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    I just realized that if I took my current cat's name and street I live on now, I've got:

    Butter Canal

    This invokes a creepy mental picture, but I swear it's the truth.
     
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    Pepe Hughes [​IMG]
     
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    Boots 36th Avenue
    Um, yeah, that's a good one. [​IMG]
     
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    Brian, I nearly lost it at work over that one. [​IMG]
    Me, Prince Crabtree.
     
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    rusty adrian...booo
     
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