Your "Stage" Name (1 Viewer)

[Brian Kissinger]

I read somewhere a cool formula for figuring out what a good porn name would be. You take the name of the first pet you ever had, and that's your first name. Take the name of the street you grew up on, and that's your last name. My porn name would be, Bandit Seibt. Not very good. But maybe yours is better?

 

[SteveGon]

Uh, Peaches Michigan...

 

[John Johnson]

Well, using your formula it'd be Baron Cather. Using another formula (Middle name + Street) a better one for me would be Wesley Whitehaven

 

[Jeff_A]

Mittens Kahoun?

 

[Kirsten]

Spooky Regent
With a name like that, I don't think that I would have much of a career in porn. :frowning:

 

[Dave Morton]

Since the name of my street was a number (118th street) I guess I will use the first street I lived on with a name. I would be no other than the great Snooky Evergreen
LMAO

 

[Hugh Jackes]

Would you believe...
Growing Boy Arroyo?
{Growing Boy was a 20# cat.}

 

[Jim_F]

Why is everybody volunteering their computer passwords?
After seeing the movie Willard, I named my hamster Ben.
The street I lived on was named Dover.
(Just kidding)

 

[PhilipG]

Smokey Summer!!!

 

[Brian Lawrence]

Penny Flatriver ???
What the fuck ever that would mean, I think I'll keep my current porn star name

 

[Kurt B]

I grew up on a farm and the road was just a rural route.. If I took the street name I live on now however
Snowball GardenGrove
Nope, not gonna go there, wouldn't be prudent!
~Kurt

 

[Brian Kissinger]

I just realized that if I took my current cat's name and street I live on now, I've got:

Butter Canal

This invokes a creepy mental picture, but I swear it's the truth.

 

[Ricky Hustle]

Pepe Hughes

 

[Rain]

Boots 36th Avenue
Um, yeah, that's a good one. :rolleyes

 

[Alex Spindler]

Brian, I nearly lost it at work over that one.
Me, Prince Crabtree.

 

[Chuck C]

rusty adrian...booo

 

[Steve Enemark]

Boots 36th Avenue

Mine is Skippy Mendocino. Hmm, sounds more like a gangster than a porn star...

 

[Brook K]

Frisky Oak

 

[Jason Whyte]

Brook Kennon

 

[MichaelPe]

Snowball GardenGrove

Mine would be: Quicky Valade (I think)