All the physics talk in the After Hours Lounge got me to thinking. Yeah, I know, SteveGon is thinking. Call the press! Anyway, the theory of multiple Earths has always intrigued me. If you could find your ideal Earth, what would it be like? Here's mine: Steve's ideal Earth Chicken Run would have won Best Picture Gladiator would not have won Best Picture Stanley Kubrick and Akira Kurosawa would still be alive and directing great movies. Jimi Hendrix would still be alive and making great albums. Carl Sagan would still be alive and personally explaining physics to my dumb ass. Sabretooth cats would still be around. Hey, they're cool! Michael Bay would have been eaten by a sabretooth cat. No boy bands. I'd be living in a huge mansion with my own private theater. My mansion would always have Guinness and Corona on tap. I'd have a harem made up of the following ladies: Emmanuelle Beart, Emma Thompson, Cate Blanchette, Kelly Lynch, Winona Ryder (gotta keep an eye on her, though!), Natasha Gregson Wagner, Jennifer Lopez, and Madchen Amick. The laws of probability would be skewed just enough so that my non-athletic ass could bowl a 200 game. Environmental degradation would be kept to a minimum. People with different political and religious agendas would stop trying to f**k each other over and live in harmony.