Aside from the quote in my sig line, my favorite has to be Fred and Esther on Sanford and Son:
Esther: When I's born, my body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey!Fred: (looking her up and down) Yeah, and as you got older, it was CURSED by Father Time!
Esther: When I's born, my body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey!Fred: (looking her up and down) Yeah, and as you got older, it was CURSED by Father Time!