Your favorite SEINFELD line (1 Viewer)

[Matt Butler]

I decied to rescurrect this thread to celebrate the release of the DVDs in a couple weeks.

"Its not a pick its a scratch!"- The Pick

"IM OUT!!"- The Contest

The conversation betweent the photographer and George regarding the previous hand model falling in love with himself was priceless in the Puffy Shirt episode.

 

[Rob Gardiner]

After Kramer confiscates all the silica packets,

"These clothes won't last five years!"

 

[David Forbes]

Kramer: "My boys need a house!" (makes clutching gesture with his hand)

Later...

Jerry (to Elaine, cringing in horror at a proud, underwearless Kramer): "There's nothing between him and us except a thin layer of gabardine."

Sorry, don't know the episode title.

 

[MikeyWeitz]

Probably moer then 1 epsiode, but def. the one where he buys his father the electronic planner with the "tip calculator).

Jerry's DAD: Was it hot?


Another good one was the devils episode when Elaine and Putty went to the priest.

You're gonna burnin hell! (with the fingers as devil horns behind his head, tounge sticking out

 

[Dave Farley]

Jerry (to Elaine, cringing in horror at a proud, underwearless Kramer): "There's nothing between him and us except a thin layer of gabardine."

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"


"No, instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/kramer019.wav

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/kramer020.wav

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/george020.wav

 

[ZacharyTait]

I hate this show and yet from time to time I find myself saying the infamous line: "No soup for you!"

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

Best non-line line, from the "panties" episode:

When Jerry leans forward and whispers a sample of Elaine's assistant's "dirty talk" to George - who reacts by squeezing the ketchup dispenser he's holding so hard that it squirts a stream across the diner. Such suble visual symbolism.

Regards,

Joe

 

[Michael D. Bunting]

George: "The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

 

[David Galindo]

Jerry: "Give me the bread you old bag!!"


Doctor:"Sorry sir, only family past this point"
George:"I'm family! I'm having sex with the cousin!"

 

[Christ Reynolds]

kramer in a quiet voice--- "jerry, that's in sweden"

crazy joe divola--- "you wanna hit me?"

CJ

 

[Dalton]

Lots of good lines listed here. I also liked the episode where Jerry made Kramer go to the Circus with him.

Kramer: Jerry, I can't go to the circus.

Jerry: Why not?

Kramer: Cause i'm afraid of clowns.

Just loved the way Michael Richards delivered the lines. It was hilarious. I also loved when Kramer passed his kidney stones at the end. Funny stuff.

 

[Scott D S]

Elaine: "Do I need a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot. Dog bight."
Elaine: "I know. Do I NEED a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot, dog bight. Woof woof. Not bang bang."

In another episode, Jerry mentions something about a barometer. Kramer's response: "It's pronounced thermometer."

George and Jerry in LA

George: "What street is this?"
Woman on the street: "I don't know."
George: "How can you not know what street you're on?"
Woman: "You don't know!"

 

[Rob Gardiner]

"No, instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."

From the same episode:

"As I reigned blows upon him, I realized there must be a better way."

Another great Mr. Costanza line:

"Serenity now. SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!! "

Mrs. Constanza:

"Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?"

Lloyd Braun:

"Serenity now, insanity later."

 

[Rob Speicher]

Elaine: "Do I need a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot. Dog bight."
Elaine: "I know. Do I NEED a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot, dog bight. Woof woof. Not bang bang."

I loved that guy. Later when she went back to get the shot

Elaine: Is this going to hurt?
Foreign Doctor: Yes, very much.

 

[Moore Maxx]

George and Jerry in LA

George: "What street is this?"
Woman on the street: "I don't know."
George: "How can you not know what street you're on?"
Woman: "You don't know!

After this didn't George ask another person:

George: "Excuse me, Where am I"
Man: "Earth"

George looks stunned, removes his glasses, rubs his forehead and says loudly, "you know we're living in a society............"

Good Stuff

Maxx

 

[Dave Farley]

Rob Gardiner-

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/kramer019.wav

Take a listen.

 

[Rob Gardiner]

Thanks for that, Dave. That brought a smile to my face.


How about "the airing of the grievances"?

"I've had it with you people! "

To Mr. Kruger:

"My son says your company stinks."

 

[Dave Farley]

Here you go:

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/george025.wav



Here's the whole page that popped up on the search.

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/seinfeld.html

 

[Brook K]

I've played tons of Risk over the years so...

Jerry: Risk, the game of world domination, played by two people who can barely run their own lives.

Newman: I still have armies in the Ukraine.
Kramer: The Ukraine is WEAK!

 

[David Hobbes]

kramer- "that's pronounced THERMOMETER"

george talking to his mom about her "being out there" - "there's not enough voltage in the universe to electroshock me back into coherence"