Ok, now I have seen it all. Today I sat dumbfounded in the movie theater. Of course it's bad enough when parents bring their infants to movies and they cry all through the movie. However this takes the cake. Before the movie (Star Wars) starts, in walks this teenage couple, the guy is carrying what looks like a baby. As they walk by, I notice that it is in fact a realistic plastic doll, and he's got it strapped to his chest in a baby harness thing. That in itself I thought was a rather odd sight. Flash forward a few minutes and the previews begin. In between previews when it is somewhat quiet, THE THING STARTS CRYING!!!. Very loud and obnoxious sounding, you could tell it wasn't a real baby crying because it had that tinny 'speaker' sound. I just sat there stunned thinking 'what the fuck?'. Why the hell would you bring that thing into a theater?? I heard it a couple of more times throughout the previews, but thankfully it did not go off during the movie. I'm guessing that someone near him threatened him with death if it happened again. I can only guess that it was some parenting project like they used to do when you had to carry an egg around with you. But still this just takes the cake!